Entries mentioning doofuses | |
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There are no bagels thereSpaced on November 17, 2024 | |
By the bag, the can, the bottle, and the flaskTrashed on September 29, 2024 | |
A wild eep out of place and timeMoofed at on September 15, 2024 | |
One moron’s opinionOpined for May 19, 2024 | |
Never put a fish in your carWrapped on May 12, 2024 | |
My life as a computerComputed on January 14, 2024 | |
The tapering of taped cans and candiesCanned on January 7, 2024 | |
The Aroostook Roo StoreRued the day of September 17, 2023 | |
By fish or by FinnFinished after September 10, 2023 | |
Corn gone bacon and eggsConsterned on September 3, 2023 | |
A fresh set of gnome latrinesSpun on July 23, 2023 | |
Dogs that ate backwardsReversed on June 25, 2023 | |
A monolithic dumpPumped and dumped on April 30, 2023 | |
The day ended before it beganEndorsed on March 19, 2023 | |
You are a crazy personMaddened on November 20, 2022 | |
Yet still bereft of meaningCreamed on September 25, 2022 | |
History looked at me this weekTransported on September 4, 2022 | |
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a StudebakerBasted on August 28, 2022 | |
On any given dayPlotted and schemed on August 21, 2022 | |
Up to my ass in alligatorsEndangered on August 7, 2022 | |
Gnocco after gnoccoKnocked on on July 10, 2022 | |
A stubby little short weekTrolloped around on April 24, 2022 | |
A wanted carton of wontonsTrotted out on April 10, 2022 | |
Seven point two hundredCommitted on March 27, 2022 | |
A hilarious pair of ducksRedpilled on March 13, 2022 | |
The door slammed in my faceSlammed on January 30, 2022 | |
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamaraVigorously shook before December 19, 2021 | |
Vigorously shaking every ficus treeShook before December 12, 2021 | |
Shouting at every houseplantShouted at before December 5, 2021 | |
Losing weight at the lost-and-foundBonked on September 19, 2021 | |
And then I’ll fart one more time, and…Intruded upon August 29, 2021 | |
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrelSqueeorled on August 15, 2021 | |
Not a typewriterTabulated on July 25, 2021 | |
Great Dane or greatest Dane?Deigned on May 23, 2021 | |
The geese were angryAngered before November 4, 2012 | |
The green apple bee-bopHydrated on May 20, 2012 | |
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin StreetBorfnagled on March 6, 2011 | |
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010 | |
The fnord planExecuted before April 11, 2010 | |
New GardegnomiaNavigated to on July 30, 2006 | |
Music erupted from my bed cushionsCosigned on April 24, 2005 | |
