Entries mentioning doorknobs | |
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Too many demandsCommanded on July 21, 2024 | |
Shaken and stir crazySwept on January 21, 2024 | |
Snow crabs and snow leopardsPiled up upon December 3, 2023 | |
The unwary victim of cellular ennuiMetabolized on April 2, 2023 | |
I am my thoughts… I am timeAnnuated on January 1, 2023 | |
A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcyForstraught on October 30, 2022 | |
The stars screamed at me, but why?Shredded on March 6, 2022 | |
The door slammed in my faceSlammed on January 30, 2022 | |
Excrescence and excretaUnfolded on September 26, 2021 | |
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrelSqueeorled on August 15, 2021 | |
Today I was being a…Squirreled on August 8, 2021 | |
200,000 flip-flop–related injuriesDiscalceated on May 9, 2021 | |
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliffGoat got on December 30, 2012 | |
The geese were angryAngered before November 4, 2012 | |
The nauga warTanned on October 14, 2012 | |
My skin was thinkingConsidered for June 3, 2012 | |
My neighbor—he’s on fireDetonated on May 27, 2012 | |
I was deadExpired around February 26, 2012 | |
A journey to Upper SilesiaGruelled on December 18, 2011 | |
A sally to the KremlinRed squared on December 11, 2011 | |
Ten yearsHijacked on September 11, 2011 | |
Incipits being rather popishLubricated on May 22, 2011 | |
Rotating in placeCaligulated on March 20, 2011 | |
Pnårp.com!Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011 | |
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin StreetBorfnagled on March 6, 2011 | |
A dark and smarmy nightSelf-satisfied on February 13, 2011 | |
Ah, the first of August!Firstly on August 1, 2010 | |
Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010 | |
Not so dead againRecomposed right before March 2, 2008 | |
Plårp goes homeSent home on August 5, 2007 | |
Gnomelandia DayFilleted on October 15, 2006 | |
Music erupted from my bed cushionsCosigned on April 24, 2005 | |
The triangular briefcase I had foundReintegrated on June 13, 1999 | |
