Entries mentioning ducks | |
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A wild eep out of place and timeMoofed at on September 15, 2024 | |
A nipple that could nibbleNuzzled on August 25, 2024 | |
Back into the mud from whenceDouched on June 30, 2024 | |
One moron’s opinionOpined for May 19, 2024 | |
So many questionsTrebled on April 21, 2024 | |
Morning again?Mourned on February 11, 2024 | |
Watering the water clocksWatered on January 28, 2024 | |
A Sefernday to surely forgetSefernalized on November 19, 2023 | |
A quacking bushBushwhacked on November 12, 2023 | |
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggsEmulsified on November 5, 2023 | |
Mulberries, mulbiaries, mubbleducks, and mubbliariesTrussed up on October 29, 2023 | |
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadenceHobbled on October 22, 2023 | |
A week of weekdays and their horrorsManacled on October 8, 2023 | |
Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing NurdlebuttBellyached on August 13, 2023 | |
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrassSnorkeled on June 11, 2023 | |
It doesn’t have to—but I always doNeedn’t on June 4, 2023 | |
Why fish don’t have feetExpiscated on May 7, 2023 | |
Being six feet tallFathomed on April 9, 2023 | |
The unwary victim of cellular ennuiMetabolized on April 2, 2023 | |
Al Gore: A User’s ManualPeered at on December 4, 2022 | |
With a ploot, ploot, ploot!Born on November 6, 2022 | |
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a StudebakerBasted on August 28, 2022 | |
On any given dayPlotted and schemed on August 21, 2022 | |
The long, greasy roadLubed up on July 3, 2022 | |
Fleas, flies, and friars!Peddled on June 12, 2022 | |
Seven point two hundredCommitted on March 27, 2022 | |
The twentieth best day of my lifeEasily understood on March 20, 2022 | |
A hilarious pair of ducksRedpilled on March 13, 2022 | |
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamaraVigorously shook before December 19, 2021 | |
Excrescence and excretaUnfolded on September 26, 2021 | |
Fish upon the landPhished on July 18, 2021 | |
An Independence Day to rememberIn the pants on July 4, 2021 | |
An infinite pieUnbounded on June 6, 2021 | |
A dire problem of diphthongs and diacriticsIred on May 16, 2021 | |
200,000 flip-flop–related injuriesDiscalceated on May 9, 2021 | |
The Hanes–Heinz problemCaught up on May 2, 2021 | |
Keeping those goats down in the holeBored on April 18, 2021 | |
From Commodus to Vespasian—Detruded on April 11, 2021 | |
A costly, costive dilemmaClystered on April 4, 2021 | |
With a bubble and a squeak…Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021 | |
A parable that should explain everythingEnchanted on November 18, 2012 | |
The geese were angryAngered before November 4, 2012 | |
The nauga warTanned on October 14, 2012 | |
In my own back yardExtirpated on September 30, 2012 | |
The ÅSS Goose from the MachineBageled on July 22, 2012 | |
Planet of the geeseHonked at on July 15, 2012 | |
A hortensical SeferndayHortensed on July 1, 2012 | |
Fungous hitchhikers from outer spaceRocketed on June 24, 2012 | |
I am the humperdumperdink!Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012 | |
My skin was thinkingConsidered for June 3, 2012 | |
The green apple bee-bopHydrated on May 20, 2012 | |
Hoarsely the Pnårp sangHorsed around on May 13, 2012 | |
Gurning for twoFaces made before April 8, 2012 | |
Toad rental—cheap!Rented on March 18, 2012 | |
I was deadExpired around February 26, 2012 | |
Seven point one hundredReleased on February 5, 2012 | |
Dreams in a hole in the groundTrespassed before January 1, 2012 | |
A sleigh ride to the North PoleKringled on December 25, 2011 | |
A journey to Upper SilesiaGruelled on December 18, 2011 | |
A jaunt to Washington, D.C.Filibustered on December 4, 2011 | |
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping parkSoil sampled on November 13, 2011 | |
Like a herd of turtlesFrightened on November 6, 2011 | |
Quack! Quack! Quack, quack, quack!!Ducked on October 23, 2011 | |
Schtumpfenfrumpt!Stumped on October 16, 2011 | |
A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?Marred on August 14, 2011 | |
The harooloos grew closerRepositioned on July 17, 2011 | |
Just so he could moo at someonePercolated on July 3, 2011 | |
Moobly Sefernday!Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011 | |
The tight, grimacing faceImpacted before April 17, 2011 | |
Cool beansBeaned on March 27, 2011 | |
Requiem for a triangular briefcaseImmured on January 30, 2011 | |
The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner BoulevardTransubstantiated before January 16, 2011 | |
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010 | |
An alabasterously magnificent findFound before December 5, 2010 | |
The frozen PnårpLast thing I remembered on October 24, 2010 | |
Joyful Sefernday, everyone!Envisaged on June 6, 2010 | |
Thousands of Eggmen against one little PnårpDestalinized on May 2, 2010 | |
I had eggs today!Oviposited on April 18, 2010 | |
Dingleberry champion hamsterPlotted against on March 21, 2010 | |
A Hilarius pair of ducksGuffawed at after March 14, 2010 | |
Through the tunnelCrossed over on July 27, 2008 | |
The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part IIReified on June 29, 2008 | |
Quack! Quack! Quack!!Quackenbushed on May 11, 2008 | |
Do, guppy, guppy!Guppied on May 4, 2008 | |
Bubble wrap and bubble buttsThawed on January 6, 2008 | |
Dugongs abound in my ear canals!Tiled over on August 19, 2007 | |
Paisley timeEnslaved on June 17, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip I: TaxesPropagated on April 1, 2007 | |
131,072 Schmongeloid conscriptsDecimated on March 4, 2007 | |
No one expects the Schmalkaldic LeagueVanquished on February 25, 2007 | |
I remembered a lot this week!Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006 | |
Terrorists! Terrorists!!Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006 | |
I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored onePopularized for April 10, 2005 |