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Entries mentioning encyclopedias

Feeling rather non-Euclidean

Knotted on January 8, 2023

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

A hilarious pair of ducks

Redpilled on March 13, 2022

Plantago delenda est

Planted on October 17, 2021

Today I was being a…

Squirreled on August 8, 2021

Time to draw the bull

Ejaculated on August 1, 2021

Fish upon the land

Phished on July 18, 2021

An infinite pie

Unbounded on June 6, 2021

Keeping those goats down in the hole

Bored on April 18, 2021

From Commodus to Vespasian—

Detruded on April 11, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

Ungabungabugandabunga!

Land-locked on November 11, 2012

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

A dark and Strommy night

Thurmonned on February 27, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

PNARP.SYS is an evil, vile thing

Disinfected on June 20, 2010

Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!

Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

A Hilarius pair of ducks

Guffawed at after March 14, 2010