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There are no bagels here Landed on November 10, 2024
Ensconced and enholed Procrastinated on November 3, 2024
No idea about anything Flummoxed on October 27, 2024
Will it be like concrete? Accreted on October 20, 2024
But for me, it was Tuesday For me it was October 13, 2024
Formica and formication Fornicated on October 6, 2024
By the bag, the can, the bottle, and the flask Trashed on September 29, 2024
Q-Tips, cute tips, a queue of tips Exfiltrated on September 22, 2024
A wild eep out of place and time Moofed at on September 15, 2024
I really should have that broken… Tinned on September 8, 2024
How does blue cheese go bad? Reposed on September 1, 2024
A nipple that could nibble Nuzzled on August 25, 2024
Playing stupid Feathered on August 18, 2024
Musings on vinegar, vigor, and elephant bites Murderized on August 4, 2024
Too many answers Declared on July 14, 2024
Too many questions Questioned on July 7, 2024
So I didn’t want them anymore Feted on June 23, 2024
Things are looking up Uplit on June 16, 2024
Transfixed, perplexed, and duplexed Eased on June 9, 2024
Cows, cowboys, cowgirls, and so much mooing Milked on June 2, 2024
One moron’s opinion Opined for May 19, 2024
Nose, the best smelling device Stunk down on April 28, 2024
So many questions Trebled on April 21, 2024
The Sun absconded yet I rest assured Annulated on April 14, 2024
The stench of failure Stunk up on March 31, 2024
A vernally hibernal good time Drove on March 24, 2024
There’s a joke in here somewhere Pedicured on March 17, 2024
The case of the windy toilet Manicured on March 10, 2024
Pig-headed and ham-fisted Cleaved on March 3, 2024
Seven point three hundred Paltered on February 25, 2024
Watering the water clocks Watered on January 28, 2024
Shaken and stir crazy Swept on January 21, 2024
My life as a computer Computed on January 14, 2024
The tapering of taped cans and candies Canned on January 7, 2024
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness Cobbled together on December 31, 2023
Invidy, diaeretics, and Eëtal-Otoh-Satt! Conjoined on December 17, 2023
A byte nybbled a word, and then… Nibbled on December 10, 2023
Snow crabs and snow leopards Piled up upon December 3, 2023
A Sefernday to surely forget Sefernalized on November 19, 2023
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs Emulsified on November 5, 2023
Mulberries, mulbiaries, mubbleducks, and mubbliaries Trussed up on October 29, 2023
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence Hobbled on October 22, 2023
A real nobody Fettered on October 15, 2023
A week of weekdays and their horrors Manacled on October 8, 2023
By fish or by Finn Finished after September 10, 2023
Corn gone bacon and eggs Consterned on September 3, 2023
Cwæþ the Pnårp Jactitated on August 27, 2023
Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal Abnegated on August 20, 2023
Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing Nurdlebutt Bellyached on August 13, 2023
Playing a katydid like a fiddle Diddled on August 6, 2023
Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian Conjugated on July 30, 2023
A fresh set of gnome latrines Spun on July 23, 2023
Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear) Portended on July 16, 2023
Ratiocination and a rat Bugged off on July 9, 2023
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass Snorkeled on June 11, 2023
It doesn’t have to—but I always do Needn’t on June 4, 2023
Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple! Cursed on May 28, 2023
Why fish don’t have feet Expiscated on May 7, 2023
A monolithic dump Pumped and dumped on April 30, 2023
Being a little bit taller Racked on April 16, 2023
Being six feet tall Fathomed on April 9, 2023
The unwary victim of cellular ennui Metabolized on April 2, 2023
Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield Dismantled on March 26, 2023
The day ended before it began Endorsed on March 19, 2023
To be a featureless white worm Gouged out on March 12, 2023
Landing head-first in March Made it on March 5, 2023
To catch a fly Lashed on February 26, 2023
And the rest was history Revised for February 12, 2023
The house that Pnårp built Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023
Thinking for myself Cerebrated on January 22, 2023
Feeling rather non-Euclidean Knotted on January 8, 2023
I am my thoughts… I am time Annuated on January 1, 2023
A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas Dove in on December 25, 2022
Toppings on the bottom? Bottomed out on December 18, 2022
We were bipedal murder chickens Corned on December 11, 2022
Al Gore: A User’s Manual Peered at on December 4, 2022
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys Thanks given on November 27, 2022
With a ploot, ploot, ploot! Born on November 6, 2022
A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcy Forstraught on October 30, 2022
I wish my spoons were stronger Snooped on October 23, 2022
Autumn had arrived Floundered on October 16, 2022
The deep toaster Smeared on October 9, 2022
And then the flies danced Smelt on October 2, 2022
Yet still bereft of meaning Creamed on September 25, 2022
A veritable trash dump of words Whipped on September 18, 2022
“If” is the middle word in “life” Horrified on September 11, 2022
History looked at me this week Transported on September 4, 2022
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker Basted on August 28, 2022
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7, 2022
Two halves of a bagel Misaligned on July 31, 2022
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee Cocked up on July 24, 2022
Tuck in flap to close Knocked up on July 17, 2022
Gnocco after gnocco Knocked on on July 10, 2022
A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes Wriggled on June 5, 2022
A stubby little short week Trolloped around on April 24, 2022
A wanted carton of wontons Trotted out on April 10, 2022
A curious nine-day week Dialed on April 3, 2022
Seven point two hundred Committed on March 27, 2022
The twentieth best day of my life Easily understood on March 20, 2022
A hilarious pair of ducks Redpilled on March 13, 2022
The stars screamed at me, but why? Shredded on March 6, 2022
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair Cannibalized on February 27, 2022
Interwoven threads of witless boobery Spiked on February 20, 2022
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet Erred on February 13, 2022
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen? Hammered on February 6, 2022
New years and new neighbors Bunted on January 2, 2022
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream Collected before December 26, 2021
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021
Shouting at every houseplant Shouted at before December 5, 2021
An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war Embattled on November 21, 2021
A Halloween to surely forget Spooked before November 7, 2021
To muffle up a gooſe Muffled up on October 31, 2021
A Sefernday to ſurely remember Obſerved on October 24, 2021
Plantago delenda est Planted on October 17, 2021
A lesson in poor metrication Found wanting on October 10, 2021
Losing weight at the lost-and-found Bonked on September 19, 2021
Wearing orange after Labor Day Fluoresced on September 5, 2021
And I still couldn’t find my comb Nosedove before August 22, 2021
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15, 2021
Today I was being a… Squirreled on August 8, 2021
Time to draw the bull Ejaculated on August 1, 2021
Fish upon the land Phished on July 18, 2021
To narfle the gömböc Balanced on June 27, 2021
Another day, another pig war Splined on June 20, 2021
An infinite pie Unbounded on June 6, 2021
Too many Sundays Quintupled on May 30, 2021
A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics Ired on May 16, 2021
200,000 flip-flop–related injuries Discalceated on May 9, 2021
The Hanes–Heinz problem Caught up on May 2, 2021
Keeping those goats down in the hole Bored on April 18, 2021
A costly, costive dilemma Clystered on April 4, 2021
Maybe it was the location Tripped out on March 21, 2021
Toiling away smoilishly Toiled away on March 14, 2021
This coming Friday… Prognosticated after December 16, 2012
Mooey, mooey, moo! Lowed at on December 9, 2012
Horses, drugs, and some Volvos Revolved around December 2, 2012
A parable that should explain everything Enchanted on November 18, 2012
Ungabungabugandabunga! Land-locked on November 11, 2012
The geese were angry Angered before November 4, 2012
Ziti—with lines, please Lollygagged on October 28, 2012
The nauga war Tanned on October 14, 2012
Meals and utensils and straws, oh my! Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012
The September that wouldn’t be Elided on September 2, 2012
My competitive worm charming days Vermiculated on August 26, 2012
The turtle herds of insomnia NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012
Upon the Fimbriated Planet Flabbled about on August 5, 2012
And the neckties writhed Spiraled around July 29, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
Planet of the geese Honked at on July 15, 2012
A hortensical Sefernday Hortensed on July 1, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys! Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012
I am the humperdumperdink! Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012
My skin was thinking Considered for June 3, 2012
My neighbor—he’s on fire Detonated on May 27, 2012
The green apple bee-bop Hydrated on May 20, 2012
Hoarsely the Pnårp sang Horsed around on May 13, 2012
The death of Argo Navis Trisected before April 29, 2012
A lunchable lemony apple key Open-appled on April 22, 2012
A box! A box! A box of… Puttered about on April 15, 2012
Gurning for two Faces made before April 8, 2012
Surviving April Fools Day Foxholed on April 1, 2012
To order a coffee Caffeinated on March 25, 2012
Toad rental—cheap! Rented on March 18, 2012
Axons across beard-seconds of darkness Stretched out February 19, 2012
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal Fractured on February 12, 2012
Seven point one hundred Released on February 5, 2012
Thoughts diverging from reality Converging on January 29, 2012
Thoughts converging toward reality Diverging from January 22, 2012
And then the cold cuts danced Ronpauled on January 15, 2012
This entry is missing! Misplaced before January 8, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
A sleigh ride to the North Pole Kringled on December 25, 2011
A journey to Upper Silesia Gruelled on December 18, 2011
A sally to the Kremlin Red squared on December 11, 2011
A jaunt to Washington, D.C. Filibustered on December 4, 2011
Goatburping and speechifying Blustered about before November 20, 2011
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park Soil sampled on November 13, 2011
Like a herd of turtles Frightened on November 6, 2011
Fimbriated armless and legless Charged on October 30, 2011
Squee! Squee! Squee! Snoozed on October 9, 2011
A snootful of donuts Imbibed before October 2, 2011
A paean to panic Glibbered about on September 25, 2011
Gnomes? In my photocopier? Litigated before September 18, 2011
Ten years Hijacked on September 11, 2011
The toadskin kazoo Toads skinned on September 4, 2011
A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets? Marred on August 14, 2011
The day ended Gibbered about on August 7, 2011
Just shaving the dog Preened on July 31, 2011
Disgorgement and cheddar Squassated on July 24, 2011
The harooloos grew closer Repositioned on July 17, 2011
Just so he could moo at someone Percolated on July 3, 2011
The end of doodlewhacker pie Bloomed on June 26, 2011
Moobly Sefernday! Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011
Potted meat Unpotted on June 5, 2011
Incipits being rather popish Lubricated on May 22, 2011
Reflecting on corn gone wrong Paroled on May 15, 2011
Today being Mamårp’s day Smothered on May 8, 2011
Dyssynergic defecation Splashed down on April 24, 2011
Cool beans Beaned on March 27, 2011
Rotating in place Caligulated on March 20, 2011
Pnårp.com! Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street Borfnagled on March 6, 2011
A dark and spammy night LARTed on February 20, 2011
A dark and stormy night Stormdrained on February 6, 2011
Requiem for a triangular briefcase Immured on January 30, 2011
In feckless search of a new body Transplanted before January 23, 2011
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer! Diagnosed on January 9, 2011
Fluffernutter… or treacle? Stickied on January 2, 2011
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano! Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010
Back to Pam & Meg’s Goatmulched on December 12, 2010
An alabasterously magnificent find Found before December 5, 2010
375 gorillas and some flower pots Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010
Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread Slathered all over on November 21, 2010
Oatmeal cookies… behind it all! Completely forgotten on November 7, 2010
A crater full of Volvos Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010
The frozen Pnårp Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010
Harshbarger Memorial Hospital Discharged on October 17, 2010
Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital Atrophied before October 10, 2010
Insidious flobcumber pie Perchanced upon on September 19, 2010
Skipping Wednesday Slid past on September 12, 2010
Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration Dumbled for August 29, 2010
Tater-totting crunkfire Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010
The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet Shattered before August 15, 2010
Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp Stumbled around on August 8, 2010
Ah, the first of August! Firstly on August 1, 2010
Poesies and toesies indeed! Tentacle-raped on July 25, 2010
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys Urinated on on July 18, 2010
Boom! Boom, boom, boom! Orbited on July 11, 2010
Technicolor horse testicles Nuked on June 27, 2010
PNARP.SYS is an evil, vile thing Disinfected on June 20, 2010
Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top! Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010
Joyful Sefernday, everyone! Envisaged on June 6, 2010
Oh, the serendipity! Squelched through on May 30, 2010
A little pedicatio Irrumated on May 16, 2010
The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism Guzzled on May 9, 2010
Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp Destalinized on May 2, 2010
I had eggs today! Oviposited on April 18, 2010
A plan is hatched Hatched right before April 4, 2010
Ham by the brick Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010
Dingleberry champion hamster Plotted against on March 21, 2010
Return from the Brundlebeyond Disgorged on March 7, 2010
The Brundlesphere Entangled on July 20, 2008
Kudzu and Miss Hewitt Integrated on July 13, 2008
Dog whelks in your arteries Derived on July 6, 2008
The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II Reified on June 29, 2008
Crossing the hatches Pasteurized for June 22, 2008
Glick Glick van der Glick again! Cocked and blocked on June 15, 2008
Requiem for a haberdasher Eulogized on June 8, 2008
Short and sweet! Sweetened on April 27, 2008
Reign across America Wrought before April 6, 2008
Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008
Gra, trained assassin Unchained after March 23, 2008
A whole pile of flapdoodles from Shitlingthorpe Recollected on February 17, 2008
A whiz and a giggle Whizgiggled at on February 3, 2008
Today is January 27 Punched on January 27, 2008
Gnomes? In my kettles? Nonsensed at January 20, 2008
Lo’ Kweeisha Pornographed on January 13, 2008
Bubble wrap and bubble butts Thawed on January 6, 2008
Free at last Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007
The one true goddess! Duffeled on November 18, 2007
There’s nothing in my head! Scuffled with on November 11, 2007
Snuffle off to Buffalo Sniffled at on November 4, 2007
Strahazazhia smiles upon me Gone wrong on October 28, 2007
The deep blue face of failure Done wrong on October 21, 2007
Graceful as Loquisha’s soles Danced with on October 14, 2007
This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s spaceship Diseased prior to October 7, 2007
Pnårp’s in space Station-kept on September 30, 2007
Under Pam & Meg’s Delved under on September 9, 2007
Grumfeld redux Simmered on September 2, 2007
Indeed I can go home again Returned home on August 26, 2007
Dugongs abound in my ear canals! Tiled over on August 19, 2007
I did not forget about Hitler! Livingroomed on August 12, 2007
Plårp goes home Sent home on August 5, 2007
Plårp, Plårp, Plårp! Lopped off on July 29, 2007
Plårp, Plårp! Popped up on July 22, 2007
Plårp! Plopped down on July 15, 2007
3,600 eigenserfs and a function key Indentured forever after July 8, 2007
The missing fourteenth key Lost before July 1, 2007
Press any key Pressed on June 24, 2007
Paisley time Enslaved on June 17, 2007
Ol’ Grummie’s back! Bungled up on June 3, 2007
Ravna and the gorillas Ravished on May 27, 2007
Ravna and a ligature Magic-marked on May 20, 2007
Squish-&-honk! Peppered lightly with May 13, 2007
Further visages of feet-&-toes Hieroticalized on May 6, 2007
Toe-visages on the Sefernday Splayed on April 29, 2007
Sleeping in the closet Lamented on April 22, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Last decree Decreed on April 15, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Homage Legislated on April 8, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Taxes Propagated on April 1, 2007
The laws of Phillip I Promulgated on March 25, 2007
The restive provinces conquered Excoriated before March 18, 2007
Eight years Anniversed four days before March 11, 2007
131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts Decimated on March 4, 2007
No one expects the Schmalkaldic League Vanquished on February 25, 2007
Digging up the back yard Cashed in on February 18, 2007
Shekels at the cat-canning plant Devoted on February 11, 2007
Alyssa Milano lives! Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007
Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp Entrenched under January 28, 2007
Phillip Norbert Årp v. Alyssa Milano’s Feet Machine-gunned on January 21, 2007
Suing Alyssa Milano Bombarded after January 14, 2007
Music erupted from my bed cushions again Strafed on January 7, 2007
Fort Flabberwocky was a myth! Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006
’Twas the night before Christmas Prostituted on December 24, 2006
The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard Drenched in sweat on December 17, 2006
The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58 Whored out on December 10, 2006
Britney Spears… or Jennifer Love Hewitt? Rigorously proved for November 26, 2006
A busjacking by Jack Off Jill? Theorized about on November 12, 2006
Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingo Hypothesized on November 5, 2006
Loquisha, you hornswoggler! Added to taste on October 29, 2006
Mesothelioma in a drainage ditch Stir-fried for October 22, 2006
Gnomelandia Day Filleted on October 15, 2006
I remembered a lot this week! Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006
Terrorists! Terrorists!! Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006
Haldûrburðgar, Lord and Emperor Knifed with a spoon on September 10, 2006
Attacked by tadpoles! Stabbed with a fork on September 3, 2006
Busy: Ankle-crawling kudzu Toddled about on August 27, 2006
As kudzu crept up her ankles Encircled on August 13, 2006
Incipient garden gnomes pouring down again Wined & dined on August 6, 2006
New Gardegnomia Navigated to on July 30, 2006
Burkina Faso encased in pie Tortured on July 23, 2006
A disastrous pie-eating contest Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006
No dice Gambled over on July 9, 2006
This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s ship Appeased prior to July 2, 2006
Captain Pinnfarb explains it all Positioned left of June 18, 2006
The wall gong exhibition Molested on June 11, 2006
A cock-up, to be sure Erected on June 4, 2006
I thought this was better!? Harvested before May 28, 2006
My oatmeal cookies Surveilled pursuant to May 7, 2006
The dingleberry/hamster song Sung for April 30, 2006
Pam & Meg’s Wheeled about on April 23, 2006
The Englebee Troobles live! Transubstantiated on April 16, 2006
My new neighbor from Georgia Nazified on April 2, 2006
The haberdashery, act IV Wanted on March 26, 2006
The haberdashery, act III Haunted on March 19, 2006
Ham and eggs, a dram of megs Hammed up for February 26, 2006
A pastry on both your houses! Made peace with on February 12, 2006
Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said Interrupted before February 5, 2006
She isn’t dead! Copulated after January 15, 2006
Schmongeling Gnomes from Westphalia? Schmongeled under January 8, 2006
368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shop Tarpapered over on January 1, 2006
Today being Christmas… Made merry on December 25, 2005
The perfect symmetry of a letter Excreted slightly before December 18, 2005
Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster Flapdoodles Zanzibarred on December 11, 2005
Stewing in my own juices Brewed on November 13, 2005
A visit to Eigentoria Emigrated on November 6, 2005
I shall visit Eigentoria Bandied about on October 30, 2005
The return of the garden gnomes Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005
Abortifacient skies, the burning air Slobbered all over on September 11, 2005
Spruce mustard and bouillabaisse Trundled on August 28, 2005
Troobles, long and hard Deluged on August 7, 2005
The perspicacious side of the planet Wienerschnitzeled on July 24, 2005
Umph… plurgh… splat! Beautified on July 17, 2005
What an Englebee Trooble is Incarcerated on June 12, 2005
Zero-factor linguistics Laughed about within June 5, 2005
The Magic Oreo Machine™ Played footsie with on May 29, 2005
Eigenfactor Given to charity prior to May 22, 2005
Into the midst of a gorilla and yak pack Made in Taiwan, R.O.C., before May 15, 2005
Music erupted from my bed cushions Cosigned on April 24, 2005
The Trooble Foundation Irked on April 17, 2005
I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored one Popularized for April 10, 2005
I desire broadband access to my feet! Quibbled about on March 27, 2005
Guhhhh noooobity fahhhh foooogity!!! Squabbled about on March 20, 2005
My dear brother Grårp! Crucified for March 13, 2005
Samuel Dreckers Carbonized prior to March 6, 2005
Alyssa Milano still has very cute feet Reeducated on February 20, 2005
100% guaranteed Bamboozled on February 6, 2005

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