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Eating a lot of Frosted Flakes Lionized on December 15, 2024
By the bag, the can, the bottle, and the flask Trashed on September 29, 2024
A nipple that could nibble Nuzzled on August 25, 2024
Endless rows of houses Planned and zoned on August 11, 2024
Too many demands Commanded on July 21, 2024
Too many answers Declared on July 14, 2024
Too many questions Questioned on July 7, 2024
Things are looking up Uplit on June 16, 2024
Transfixed, perplexed, and duplexed Eased on June 9, 2024
Cows, cowboys, cowgirls, and so much mooing Milked on June 2, 2024
One moron’s opinion Opined for May 19, 2024
Never put a fish in your car Wrapped on May 12, 2024
A masterful mañana-man Cunctated on May 5, 2024
A vernally hibernal good time Drove on March 24, 2024
There’s a joke in here somewhere Pedicured on March 17, 2024
Pig-headed and ham-fisted Cleaved on March 3, 2024
Morning again? Mourned on February 11, 2024
Watering the water clocks Watered on January 28, 2024
Shaken and stir crazy Swept on January 21, 2024
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness Cobbled together on December 31, 2023
Do better Retracted on November 26, 2023
A Sefernday to surely forget Sefernalized on November 19, 2023
A quacking bush Bushwhacked on November 12, 2023
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence Hobbled on October 22, 2023
A week of weekdays and their horrors Manacled on October 8, 2023
For want of a letterbox Shackled on October 1, 2023
A bolo tie and a blogging accident Haberdashed on September 24, 2023
By fish or by Finn Finished after September 10, 2023
Corn gone bacon and eggs Consterned on September 3, 2023
Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal Abnegated on August 20, 2023
Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing Nurdlebutt Bellyached on August 13, 2023
Playing a katydid like a fiddle Diddled on August 6, 2023
Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear) Portended on July 16, 2023
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass Snorkeled on June 11, 2023
It doesn’t have to—but I always do Needn’t on June 4, 2023
Crap! Carp! Scrap! Scarp! Sworn on May 21, 2023
Why fish don’t have feet Expiscated on May 7, 2023
Being a little bit taller Racked on April 16, 2023
Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield Dismantled on March 26, 2023
The day ended before it began Endorsed on March 19, 2023
Landing head-first in March Made it on March 5, 2023
To catch a fly Lashed on February 26, 2023
And the rest was history Revised for February 12, 2023
A mystery of hasps and coat hangers Fastened on January 29, 2023
Thinking for myself Cerebrated on January 22, 2023
No more barriers to cross Surpassed on January 15, 2023
Feeling rather non-Euclidean Knotted on January 8, 2023
I am my thoughts… I am time Annuated on January 1, 2023
A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas Dove in on December 25, 2022
We were bipedal murder chickens Corned on December 11, 2022
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys Thanks given on November 27, 2022
You are a crazy person Maddened on November 20, 2022
A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcy Forstraught on October 30, 2022
I wish my spoons were stronger Snooped on October 23, 2022
Autumn had arrived Floundered on October 16, 2022
The deep toaster Smeared on October 9, 2022
And then the flies danced Smelt on October 2, 2022
Yet still bereft of meaning Creamed on September 25, 2022
A veritable trash dump of words Whipped on September 18, 2022
“If” is the middle word in “life” Horrified on September 11, 2022
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker Basted on August 28, 2022
On any given day Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7, 2022
Two halves of a bagel Misaligned on July 31, 2022
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee Cocked up on July 24, 2022
The long, greasy road Lubed up on July 3, 2022
Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender Refueled on June 19, 2022
A stubby little short week Trolloped around on April 24, 2022
A wanted carton of wontons Trotted out on April 10, 2022
A hilarious pair of ducks Redpilled on March 13, 2022
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet Erred on February 13, 2022
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen? Hammered on February 6, 2022
The door slammed in my face Slammed on January 30, 2022
New years and new neighbors Bunted on January 2, 2022
An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war Embattled on November 21, 2021
A Halloween to surely forget Spooked before November 7, 2021
Excrescence and excreta Unfolded on September 26, 2021
Losing weight at the lost-and-found Bonked on September 19, 2021
The pink, sticky day ended Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021
And then I’ll fart one more time, and… Intruded upon August 29, 2021
And I still couldn’t find my comb Nosedove before August 22, 2021
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15, 2021
Today I was being a… Squirreled on August 8, 2021
Fish upon the land Phished on July 18, 2021
My arm just follows them Detached on July 11, 2021
An Independence Day to remember In the pants on July 4, 2021
To narfle the gömböc Balanced on June 27, 2021
Another day, another pig war Splined on June 20, 2021
José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas Divided by zero on June 13, 2021
An infinite pie Unbounded on June 6, 2021
Too many Sundays Quintupled on May 30, 2021
Great Dane or greatest Dane? Deigned on May 23, 2021
A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics Ired on May 16, 2021
The Hanes–Heinz problem Caught up on May 2, 2021
Something breakfasty and sausage-like Baconated on April 25, 2021
From Commodus to Vespasian— Detruded on April 11, 2021
A costly, costive dilemma Clystered on April 4, 2021
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff Goat got on December 30, 2012
This coming Friday… Prognosticated after December 16, 2012
Ungabungabugandabunga! Land-locked on November 11, 2012
Ziti—with lines, please Lollygagged on October 28, 2012
The nauga war Tanned on October 14, 2012
Upon the Fimbriated Planet Flabbled about on August 5, 2012
And the neckties writhed Spiraled around July 29, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
Planet of the geese Honked at on July 15, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
My skin was thinking Considered for June 3, 2012
My neighbor—he’s on fire Detonated on May 27, 2012
The death of Argo Navis Trisected before April 29, 2012
A lunchable lemony apple key Open-appled on April 22, 2012
A box! A box! A box of… Puttered about on April 15, 2012
Surviving April Fools Day Foxholed on April 1, 2012
Toad rental—cheap! Rented on March 18, 2012
I was dead Expired around February 26, 2012
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal Fractured on February 12, 2012
Thoughts converging toward reality Diverging from January 22, 2012
And then the cold cuts danced Ronpauled on January 15, 2012
This entry is missing! Misplaced before January 8, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
A sleigh ride to the North Pole Kringled on December 25, 2011
A sally to the Kremlin Red squared on December 11, 2011
A jaunt to Washington, D.C. Filibustered on December 4, 2011
A trip to southern Moravia Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011
Goatburping and speechifying Blustered about before November 20, 2011
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park Soil sampled on November 13, 2011
A paean to panic Glibbered about on September 25, 2011
The toadskin kazoo Toads skinned on September 4, 2011
The day ended Gibbered about on August 7, 2011
Just shaving the dog Preened on July 31, 2011
Disgorgement and cheddar Squassated on July 24, 2011
Impossibly shaped bowls Whiled away before July 10, 2011
Just so he could moo at someone Percolated on July 3, 2011
The end of doodlewhacker pie Bloomed on June 26, 2011
Moobly Sefernday! Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011
What the heck… is bothering me? Chanted on June 12, 2011
Potted meat Unpotted on June 5, 2011
Today being Mamårp’s day Smothered on May 8, 2011
Sigmund Freud would be proud Electrified on April 3, 2011
Cool beans Beaned on March 27, 2011
Rotating in place Caligulated on March 20, 2011
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street Borfnagled on March 6, 2011
A dark and Strommy night Thurmonned on February 27, 2011
A dark and spammy night LARTed on February 20, 2011
A dark and smarmy night Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011
A dark and stormy night Stormdrained on February 6, 2011
In feckless search of a new body Transplanted before January 23, 2011
The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer! Diagnosed on January 9, 2011
Back to Pam & Meg’s Goatmulched on December 12, 2010
Mr. Årp goes to city hall Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010
Parndiddle McForsterbaster Pinned up on September 5, 2010
Tater-totting crunkfire Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010
Poesies and toesies indeed! Tentacle-raped on July 25, 2010
Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp Destalinized on May 2, 2010
I had eggs today! Oviposited on April 18, 2010
Ham by the brick Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010
Into the Brundlesphere Descended upon on August 3, 2008
Through the tunnel Crossed over on July 27, 2008
The Brundlesphere Entangled on July 20, 2008
The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II Reified on June 29, 2008
Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008
The blaze continues unabated Immolated on March 16, 2008
Suddenly ablaze Ignited on March 9, 2008
A whole pile of flapdoodles from Shitlingthorpe Recollected on February 17, 2008
Graceful as Loquisha’s soles Danced with on October 14, 2007
Why do the stars scream? Screamed about on September 16, 2007
Under Pam & Meg’s Delved under on September 9, 2007
Indeed I can go home again Returned home on August 26, 2007
Dugongs abound in my ear canals! Tiled over on August 19, 2007
I did not forget about Hitler! Livingroomed on August 12, 2007
Plårp goes home Sent home on August 5, 2007
3,600 eigenserfs and a function key Indentured forever after July 8, 2007
Ol’ Grummie’s back! Bungled up on June 3, 2007
131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts Decimated on March 4, 2007
Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp Entrenched under January 28, 2007
Suing Alyssa Milano Bombarded after January 14, 2007
The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58 Whored out on December 10, 2006
Bloviating and brachiating Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006
Ollanthorpe Savings Bank Puréed on October 1, 2006
Burkina Faso encased in pie Tortured on July 23, 2006
This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s ship Appeased prior to July 2, 2006
Gormless bastard! Located to the right of June 25, 2006
Oatmeal cookies and their spies Weeded on May 21, 2006
My oatmeal cookies Surveilled pursuant to May 7, 2006
Pam & Meg’s Wheeled about on April 23, 2006
The haberdashery, act IV Wanted on March 26, 2006
Today being Christmas… Made merry on December 25, 2005
Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster Flapdoodles Zanzibarred on December 11, 2005
Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher Belted out on December 4, 2005
My house burned down today Incinerated on November 20, 2005
The return of the garden gnomes Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005
The return of Grårp Cordoned off on September 18, 2005
Abortifacient skies, the burning air Slobbered all over on September 11, 2005
The perspicacious side of the planet Wienerschnitzeled on July 24, 2005
What an Englebee Trooble is Incarcerated on June 12, 2005
The Magic Oreo Machine™ Played footsie with on May 29, 2005
Eigenfactor Given to charity prior to May 22, 2005
Music erupted from my bed cushions Cosigned on April 24, 2005
Briefcase! Gatorade!! Fudged up against February 13, 2005
I found a scrap of paper in my pocket Rebutted on May 23, 1999
Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!? Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999

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