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Entries mentioning flowers

Formica and formication

Fornicated on October 6, 2024

A nipple that could nibble

Nuzzled on August 25, 2024

Too many uncertainties

Certified on July 28, 2024

Too many demands

Commanded on July 21, 2024

Too many answers

Declared on July 14, 2024

One moron’s opinion

Opined for May 19, 2024

A masterful mañana-man

Cunctated on May 5, 2024

The case of the windy toilet

Manicured on March 10, 2024

Pig-headed and ham-fisted

Cleaved on March 3, 2024

Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtier

Illustrated on February 4, 2024

A week of weekdays and their horrors

Manacled on October 8, 2023

The Aroostook Roo Store

Rued the day of September 17, 2023

Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass

Snorkeled on June 11, 2023

It doesn’t have to—but I always do

Needn’t on June 4, 2023

Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield

Dismantled on March 26, 2023

The day ended before it began

Endorsed on March 19, 2023

No more barriers to cross

Surpassed on January 15, 2023

I am my thoughts… I am time

Annuated on January 1, 2023

Toppings on the bottom?

Bottomed out on December 18, 2022

Change you can be leaf in

Bogged down on November 13, 2022

I wish my spoons were stronger

Snooped on October 23, 2022

Autumn had arrived

Floundered on October 16, 2022

Yet still bereft of meaning

Creamed on September 25, 2022

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

On any given day

Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022

Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee

Cocked up on July 24, 2022

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12, 2022

An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism

Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021

The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war

Embattled on November 21, 2021

To muffle up a gooſe

Muffled up on October 31, 2021

A Sefernday to ſurely remember

Obſerved on October 24, 2021

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

Wearing orange after Labor Day

Fluoresced on September 5, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

An arpeggio for Snarpegon

Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021

Toiling away smoilishly

Toiled away on March 14, 2021

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

Gurning for two

Faces made before April 8, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Cool beans

Beaned on March 27, 2011

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

The frozen Pnårp

Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Poesies and toesies indeed!

Tentacle-raped on July 25, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

Crossing the hatches

Pasteurized for June 22, 2008

eBGIQ7ZuuiU or bust

Gassed up on May 18, 2008

Today is January 27

Punched on January 27, 2008

Under Pam & Meg’s

Delved under on September 9, 2007

Music erupted from my bed cushions again

Strafed on January 7, 2007

Gnomelandia Day

Filleted on October 15, 2006

The dingleberry/hamster song

Sung for April 30, 2006

The Englebee Troobles live!

Transubstantiated on April 16, 2006

The Trooble Foundation

Irked on April 17, 2005