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Entries mentioning fornication

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

A box! A box! A box of…

Puttered about on April 15, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

Skipping Wednesday

Slid past on September 12, 2010

Parndiddle McForsterbaster

Pinned up on September 5, 2010

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

Dog whelks in your arteries

Derived on July 6, 2008

Toe-visages on the Sefernday

Splayed on April 29, 2007

Today being Christmas…

Made merry on December 25, 2005

What an Englebee Trooble is

Incarcerated on June 12, 2005