Entries mentioning garbage | |
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By the bag, the can, the bottle, and the flaskTrashed on September 29, 2024 | |
Nose, the best smelling deviceStunk down on April 28, 2024 | |
So many questionsTrebled on April 21, 2024 | |
The stench of failureStunk up on March 31, 2024 | |
Seven point three hundredPaltered on February 25, 2024 | |
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousnessCobbled together on December 31, 2023 | |
Whitewalls, chromedomes, and an asshat with jingle bellsWhitened on December 24, 2023 | |
For want of a letterboxShackled on October 1, 2023 | |
By fish or by FinnFinished after September 10, 2023 | |
The unwary victim of cellular ennuiMetabolized on April 2, 2023 | |
The day ended before it beganEndorsed on March 19, 2023 | |
To catch a flyLashed on February 26, 2023 | |
My spaghetti trees had all floweredDisassembled on February 19, 2023 | |
And the rest was historyRevised for February 12, 2023 | |
I wish my spoons were strongerSnooped on October 23, 2022 | |
Yet still bereft of meaningCreamed on September 25, 2022 | |
A veritable trash dump of wordsWhipped on September 18, 2022 | |
Two halves of a bagelMisaligned on July 31, 2022 | |
Gnocco after gnoccoKnocked on on July 10, 2022 | |
A wanted carton of wontonsTrotted out on April 10, 2022 | |
Seven point two hundredCommitted on March 27, 2022 | |
Hard avocados and soft stonesRipened on January 23, 2022 | |
Vigorously shaking every ficus treeShook before December 12, 2021 | |
An adventure in Dingleberry–DumpsterismDumped and stirred on November 28, 2021 | |
An out-of-place trashcanRecycled on November 14, 2021 | |
The Hanes–Heinz problemCaught up on May 2, 2021 | |
Maybe it was the locationTripped out on March 21, 2021 | |
Surviving April Fools DayFoxholed on April 1, 2012 | |
Gnomes? In my photocopier?Litigated before September 18, 2011 | |
The toadskin kazooToads skinned on September 4, 2011 | |
An offer he couldn’t refuseUnmitigated on September 26, 2010 | |
Oh, the serendipity!Squelched through on May 30, 2010 | |
The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–HampsterismGuzzled on May 9, 2010 | |
Into the BrundlesphereDescended upon on August 3, 2008 | |
Ol’ Grummie’s back!Bungled up on June 3, 2007 | |
Terrorists! Terrorists!!Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006 | |
Attacked by tadpoles!Stabbed with a fork on September 3, 2006 | |
What an Englebee Trooble isIncarcerated on June 12, 2005 | |
Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!?Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999 | |
