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Entries mentioning garnering-poles

The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness

Cobbled together on December 31, 2023

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Phbthphbthphbthphbththth!

Flatulated on October 3, 2010

Music erupted from my bed cushions again

Strafed on January 7, 2007

Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!?

Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999