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Entries mentioning ghosts

No idea about anything

Flummoxed on October 27, 2024

Formica and formication

Fornicated on October 6, 2024

A vernally hibernal good time

Drove on March 24, 2024

Seven point three hundred

Paltered on February 25, 2024

Pigs fly just fine

Porked on February 18, 2024

Morning again?

Mourned on February 11, 2024

My life as a computer

Computed on January 14, 2024

It doesn’t have to—but I always do

Needn’t on June 4, 2023

Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield

Dismantled on March 26, 2023

No more barriers to cross

Surpassed on January 15, 2023

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

Al Gore: A User’s Manual

Peered at on December 4, 2022

Nothing happened

Obliviated on January 9, 2022

Maybe it was the location

Tripped out on March 21, 2021

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

When Saturday is Sunday

Blown right past August 19, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

Disgorgement and cheddar

Squassated on July 24, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

The frozen Pnårp

Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010

Through the tunnel

Crossed over on July 27, 2008

Kudzu and Miss Hewitt

Integrated on July 13, 2008

Crossing the hatches

Pasteurized for June 22, 2008

Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler

Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008

Indeed I can go home again

Returned home on August 26, 2007

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007

The Third Coming

Chopped lightly on October 8, 2006

A disastrous pie-eating contest

Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006

Hornswoggled, I tell you!

Connived on April 9, 2006

The haberdashery, act III

Haunted on March 19, 2006

The haberdashery, act I

Taunted on March 5, 2006

Stewing in my own juices

Brewed on November 13, 2005

Caught in a wet noodling contest

Noodled on October 16, 2005