Entries mentioning gold | |
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Formica and formicationFornicated on October 6, 2024 | |
By the bag, the can, the bottle, and the flaskTrashed on September 29, 2024 | |
I really should have that broken…Tinned on September 8, 2024 | |
How does blue cheese go bad?Reposed on September 1, 2024 | |
Too many uncertaintiesCertified on July 28, 2024 | |
So many questionsTrebled on April 21, 2024 | |
Invidy, diaeretics, and Eëtal-Otoh-Satt!Conjoined on December 17, 2023 | |
Snow crabs and snow leopardsPiled up upon December 3, 2023 | |
A bolo tie and a blogging accidentHaberdashed on September 24, 2023 | |
Cities of obsidian in the Canadian ShieldDismantled on March 26, 2023 | |
The day ended before it beganEndorsed on March 19, 2023 | |
Landing head-first in MarchMade it on March 5, 2023 | |
Toppings on the bottom?Bottomed out on December 18, 2022 | |
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a StudebakerBasted on August 28, 2022 | |
Fleas, flies, and friars!Peddled on June 12, 2022 | |
Flogging the dinosaurFlailed around on May 1, 2022 | |
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?Hammered on February 6, 2022 | |
Fish upon the landPhished on July 18, 2021 | |
My arm just follows themDetached on July 11, 2021 | |
An Independence Day to rememberIn the pants on July 4, 2021 | |
To narfle the gömböcBalanced on June 27, 2021 | |
The nauga warTanned on October 14, 2012 | |
Livin’ large in the large intestineEmboweled on September 23, 2012 | |
The ÅSS Goose from the MachineBageled on July 22, 2012 | |
Fungous hitchhikers from outer spaceRocketed on June 24, 2012 | |
The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012 | |
A lunchable lemony apple keyOpen-appled on April 22, 2012 | |
Surviving April Fools DayFoxholed on April 1, 2012 | |
To order a coffeeCaffeinated on March 25, 2012 | |
Toad rental—cheap!Rented on March 18, 2012 | |
I was deadExpired around February 26, 2012 | |
Axons across beard-seconds of darknessStretched out February 19, 2012 | |
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystalFractured on February 12, 2012 | |
Seven point one hundredReleased on February 5, 2012 | |
Dreams in a hole in the groundTrespassed before January 1, 2012 | |
A journey to Upper SilesiaGruelled on December 18, 2011 | |
A sally to the KremlinRed squared on December 11, 2011 | |
A trip to southern MoraviaPlunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011 | |
Fimbriated armless and leglessCharged on October 30, 2011 | |
Gnomes? In my photocopier?Litigated before September 18, 2011 | |
A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?Marred on August 14, 2011 | |
The day endedGibbered about on August 7, 2011 | |
Just shaving the dogPreened on July 31, 2011 | |
Impossibly shaped bowlsWhiled away before July 10, 2011 | |
Moobly Sefernday!Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011 | |
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin StreetBorfnagled on March 6, 2011 | |
A dark and spammy nightLARTed on February 20, 2011 | |
Back to Pam & Meg’sGoatmulched on December 12, 2010 | |
The frozen PnårpLast thing I remembered on October 24, 2010 | |
Oh, the fendippity!Panicked over on May 23, 2010 | |
Return from the BrundlebeyondDisgorged on March 7, 2010 | |
Stay spooned for more!Spooned on August 10, 2008 | |
Into the BrundlesphereDescended upon on August 3, 2008 | |
The BrundlesphereEntangled on July 20, 2008 | |
Crossing the hatchesPasteurized for June 22, 2008 | |
Today is January 27Punched on January 27, 2008 | |
Free at lastSelf-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007 | |
The one true goddess!Duffeled on November 18, 2007 | |
Snuffle off to BuffaloSniffled at on November 4, 2007 | |
Strahazazhia smiles upon meGone wrong on October 28, 2007 | |
Pnårp’s in spaceStation-kept on September 30, 2007 | |
Why does the pi float?Floated by on September 23, 2007 | |
Grumfeld reduxSimmered on September 2, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip I: Last decreeDecreed on April 15, 2007 | |
No one expects the Schmalkaldic LeagueVanquished on February 25, 2007 | |
Digging up the back yardCashed in on February 18, 2007 | |
Shekels at the cat-canning plantDevoted on February 11, 2007 | |
Alyssa Milano lives!Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007 | |
Suing Alyssa MilanoBombarded after January 14, 2007 | |
The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58Whored out on December 10, 2006 | |
Gnomelandia DayFilleted on October 15, 2006 | |
Incipient garden gnomes pouring down againWined & dined on August 6, 2006 | |
The wall gong exhibitionMolested on June 11, 2006 | |
I still don’t trust these cookies…Hollered well before May 14, 2006 | |
The haberdashery, act ITaunted on March 5, 2006 | |
368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shopTarpapered over on January 1, 2006 | |
Today being Christmas…Made merry on December 25, 2005 | |
Spruce mustard and bouillabaisseTrundled on August 28, 2005 | |
Incipient garden gnomes pouring downShined & enshrined on June 19, 2005 | |
Samuel DreckersCarbonized prior to March 6, 2005 | |
The talking, squawking camelReinstated on August 15, 1999 |