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There are no bagels here Landed on November 10, 2024
Ensconced and enholed Procrastinated on November 3, 2024
A nipple that could nibble Nuzzled on August 25, 2024
Back into the mud from whence Douched on June 30, 2024
Transfixed, perplexed, and duplexed Eased on June 9, 2024
Purple prose asphyxia Blockaded on May 26, 2024
A masterful mañana-man Cunctated on May 5, 2024
So many questions Trebled on April 21, 2024
A vernally hibernal good time Drove on March 24, 2024
There’s a joke in here somewhere Pedicured on March 17, 2024
Pig-headed and ham-fisted Cleaved on March 3, 2024
Morning again? Mourned on February 11, 2024
Watering the water clocks Watered on January 28, 2024
My life as a computer Computed on January 14, 2024
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness Cobbled together on December 31, 2023
A byte nybbled a word, and then… Nibbled on December 10, 2023
Snow crabs and snow leopards Piled up upon December 3, 2023
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs Emulsified on November 5, 2023
A real nobody Fettered on October 15, 2023
A week of weekdays and their horrors Manacled on October 8, 2023
A bolo tie and a blogging accident Haberdashed on September 24, 2023
The Aroostook Roo Store Rued the day of September 17, 2023
By fish or by Finn Finished after September 10, 2023
Corn gone bacon and eggs Consterned on September 3, 2023
Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal Abnegated on August 20, 2023
Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing Nurdlebutt Bellyached on August 13, 2023
Playing a katydid like a fiddle Diddled on August 6, 2023
Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian Conjugated on July 30, 2023
Today I was being even more, more or less Been on July 2, 2023
Dogs that ate backwards Reversed on June 25, 2023
Chicken dickin’ good! Kennedy-fried on June 18, 2023
Crap! Carp! Scrap! Scarp! Sworn on May 21, 2023
Tuna surprise Surprised on May 14, 2023
Being a little bit taller Racked on April 16, 2023
Being six feet tall Fathomed on April 9, 2023
To catch a fly Lashed on February 26, 2023
My spaghetti trees had all flowered Disassembled on February 19, 2023
And the rest was history Revised for February 12, 2023
The house that Pnårp built Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023
A mystery of hasps and coat hangers Fastened on January 29, 2023
Thinking for myself Cerebrated on January 22, 2023
No more barriers to cross Surpassed on January 15, 2023
I am my thoughts… I am time Annuated on January 1, 2023
A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas Dove in on December 25, 2022
Toppings on the bottom? Bottomed out on December 18, 2022
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys Thanks given on November 27, 2022
Change you can be leaf in Bogged down on November 13, 2022
With a ploot, ploot, ploot! Born on November 6, 2022
A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcy Forstraught on October 30, 2022
I wish my spoons were stronger Snooped on October 23, 2022
Autumn had arrived Floundered on October 16, 2022
The deep toaster Smeared on October 9, 2022
And then the flies danced Smelt on October 2, 2022
Yet still bereft of meaning Creamed on September 25, 2022
A veritable trash dump of words Whipped on September 18, 2022
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker Basted on August 28, 2022
Catastrophes—but no anastrophe Mishappened on August 14, 2022
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee Cocked up on July 24, 2022
Tuck in flap to close Knocked up on July 17, 2022
The long, greasy road Lubed up on July 3, 2022
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure Stacked high on June 26, 2022
Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender Refueled on June 19, 2022
Dogging the Balphonse Hemidemisemiquavered on May 29, 2022
Batting the package Semiquavered on May 15, 2022
Flogging the dinosaur Flailed around on May 1, 2022
An exaggeratedly long week Galloped about on April 17, 2022
A curious nine-day week Dialed on April 3, 2022
The twentieth best day of my life Easily understood on March 20, 2022
A hilarious pair of ducks Redpilled on March 13, 2022
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet Erred on February 13, 2022
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen? Hammered on February 6, 2022
The door slammed in my face Slammed on January 30, 2022
New years and new neighbors Bunted on January 2, 2022
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021
Vigorously shaking every ficus tree Shook before December 12, 2021
Shouting at every houseplant Shouted at before December 5, 2021
An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war Embattled on November 21, 2021
A Sefernday to ſurely remember Obſerved on October 24, 2021
Plantago delenda est Planted on October 17, 2021
The pink, sticky day ended Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15, 2021
Today I was being a… Squirreled on August 8, 2021
Time to draw the bull Ejaculated on August 1, 2021
Not a typewriter Tabulated on July 25, 2021
Fish upon the land Phished on July 18, 2021
My arm just follows them Detached on July 11, 2021
To narfle the gömböc Balanced on June 27, 2021
Too many Sundays Quintupled on May 30, 2021
Great Dane or greatest Dane? Deigned on May 23, 2021
Keeping those goats down in the hole Bored on April 18, 2021
An arpeggio for Snarpegon Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff Goat got on December 30, 2012
This coming Friday… Prognosticated after December 16, 2012
A paean to funnels Funneled on November 25, 2012
A parable that should explain everything Enchanted on November 18, 2012
The geese were angry Angered before November 4, 2012
Ziti—with lines, please Lollygagged on October 28, 2012
The nauga war Tanned on October 14, 2012
Meals and utensils and straws, oh my! Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012
Livin’ large in the large intestine Emboweled on September 23, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
Planet of the geese Honked at on July 15, 2012
A hortensical Sefernday Hortensed on July 1, 2012
The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys! Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012
My skin was thinking Considered for June 3, 2012
Hoarsely the Pnårp sang Horsed around on May 13, 2012
Vox clamantis in deserto Cheddared on May 6, 2012
A box! A box! A box of… Puttered about on April 15, 2012
Surviving April Fools Day Foxholed on April 1, 2012
To order a coffee Caffeinated on March 25, 2012
Toad rental—cheap! Rented on March 18, 2012
Axons across beard-seconds of darkness Stretched out February 19, 2012
Thoughts diverging from reality Converging on January 29, 2012
And then the cold cuts danced Ronpauled on January 15, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
A sally to the Kremlin Red squared on December 11, 2011
Goatburping and speechifying Blustered about before November 20, 2011
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park Soil sampled on November 13, 2011
Like a herd of turtles Frightened on November 6, 2011
Schtumpfenfrumpt! Stumped on October 16, 2011
A stick of pepperoni a day Bordured on August 21, 2011
A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets? Marred on August 14, 2011
Disgorgement and cheddar Squassated on July 24, 2011
Just so he could moo at someone Percolated on July 3, 2011
The end of doodlewhacker pie Bloomed on June 26, 2011
Moobly Sefernday! Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011
What the heck… is bothering me? Chanted on June 12, 2011
Reflecting on corn gone wrong Paroled on May 15, 2011
Hnnnngggghhhh! Strained on May 1, 2011
The tight, grimacing face Impacted before April 17, 2011
Cool beans Beaned on March 27, 2011
Rotating in place Caligulated on March 20, 2011
Pnårp.com! Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street Borfnagled on March 6, 2011
A dark and spammy night LARTed on February 20, 2011
The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011
Fluffernutter… or treacle? Stickied on January 2, 2011
Back to Pam & Meg’s Goatmulched on December 12, 2010
Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread Slathered all over on November 21, 2010
Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital Atrophied before October 10, 2010
Skipping Wednesday Slid past on September 12, 2010
Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration Dumbled for August 29, 2010
Tater-totting crunkfire Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010
The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet Shattered before August 15, 2010
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys Urinated on on July 18, 2010
Technicolor horse testicles Nuked on June 27, 2010
A little pedicatio Irrumated on May 16, 2010
I had eggs today! Oviposited on April 18, 2010
Return from the Brundlebeyond Disgorged on March 7, 2010
Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008
The blaze continues unabated Immolated on March 16, 2008
Suddenly ablaze Ignited on March 9, 2008
A whiz and a giggle Whizgiggled at on February 3, 2008
Today is January 27 Punched on January 27, 2008
Spaceworthy guardsquirrels Decompressed on December 9, 2007
Free at last Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007
Further visages of feet-&-toes Hieroticalized on May 6, 2007
The wall gong exhibition Molested on June 11, 2006
A cock-up, to be sure Erected on June 4, 2006
The haberdashery, act IV Wanted on March 26, 2006
Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said Interrupted before February 5, 2006
Today being Christmas… Made merry on December 25, 2005
Caught in a wet noodling contest Noodled on October 16, 2005
Troobles, long and hard Deluged on August 7, 2005
Eigenfactor Given to charity prior to May 22, 2005
Fell in a pit (again) Masticated on May 1, 2005
Alyssa Milano still has very cute feet Reeducated on February 20, 2005
A brass knob had fallen on my head Belched out on September 26, 1999
Someone accused me of screwing a pheasant Remixed before September 12, 1999
Without a tongue or a penis Reticulated and sun-dried on September 5, 1999

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