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Entries mentioning hamsters
By the bag, the can, the bottle, and the flask Trashed on September 29, 2024
Too many questions Questioned on July 7, 2024
Miscounting the protons Demisemiquavered on May 22, 2022
A curious nine-day week Dialed on April 3, 2022
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair Cannibalized on February 27, 2022
Interwoven threads of witless boobery Spiked on February 20, 2022
The door slammed in my face Slammed on January 30, 2022
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream Collected before December 26, 2021
An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war Embattled on November 21, 2021
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe Frowned at on October 3, 2021
Excrescence and excreta Unfolded on September 26, 2021
And then I’ll fart one more time, and… Intruded upon August 29, 2021
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15, 2021
In my own back yard Extirpated on September 30, 2012
The September that wouldn’t be Elided on September 2, 2012
The turtle herds of insomnia NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012
A hortensical Sefernday Hortensed on July 1, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
My neighbor—he’s on fire Detonated on May 27, 2012
The green apple bee-bop Hydrated on May 20, 2012
The death of Argo Navis Trisected before April 29, 2012
Toad rental—cheap! Rented on March 18, 2012
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal Fractured on February 12, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
Like a herd of turtles Frightened on November 6, 2011
Gnomes? In my photocopier? Litigated before September 18, 2011
A stick of pepperoni a day Bordured on August 21, 2011
The day ended Gibbered about on August 7, 2011
Just shaving the dog Preened on July 31, 2011
Incipits being rather popish Lubricated on May 22, 2011
Reflecting on corn gone wrong Paroled on May 15, 2011
The tight, grimacing face Impacted before April 17, 2011
Cool beans Beaned on March 27, 2011
A dark and Strommy night Thurmonned on February 27, 2011
Requiem for a triangular briefcase Immured on January 30, 2011
In feckless search of a new body Transplanted before January 23, 2011
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano! Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010
Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital Atrophied before October 10, 2010
Phbthphbthphbthphbththth! Flatulated on October 3, 2010
Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration Dumbled for August 29, 2010
Tater-totting crunkfire Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010
The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet Shattered before August 15, 2010
The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism Guzzled on May 9, 2010
Dingleberry champion hamster Plotted against on March 21, 2010
The one true goddess! Duffeled on November 18, 2007
Snuffle off to Buffalo Sniffled at on November 4, 2007
Strahazazhia smiles upon me Gone wrong on October 28, 2007
Pnårp’s in space Station-kept on September 30, 2007
Why do the stars scream? Screamed about on September 16, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Homage Legislated on April 8, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Taxes Propagated on April 1, 2007
The laws of Phillip I Promulgated on March 25, 2007
The restive provinces conquered Excoriated before March 18, 2007
Bloviating and brachiating Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006
Mesothelioma in a drainage ditch Stir-fried for October 22, 2006
Gnomelandia Day Filleted on October 15, 2006
Ollanthorpe Savings Bank Puréed on October 1, 2006
The dingleberry/hamster song Sung for April 30, 2006
The haberdashery, act III Haunted on March 19, 2006
Today being Christmas… Made merry on December 25, 2005
Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster Flapdoodles Zanzibarred on December 11, 2005
Dingleberry, hamster! Cornpuffed for November 27, 2005
My house burned down today Incinerated on November 20, 2005
The return of the garden gnomes Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005

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