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Eating a lot of Frosted Flakes Lionized on December 15, 2024
There are no bagels there Spaced on November 17, 2024
By the bag, the can, the bottle, and the flask Trashed on September 29, 2024
A nipple that could nibble Nuzzled on August 25, 2024
Too many demands Commanded on July 21, 2024
Cows, cowboys, cowgirls, and so much mooing Milked on June 2, 2024
One moron’s opinion Opined for May 19, 2024
A masterful mañana-man Cunctated on May 5, 2024
Nose, the best smelling device Stunk down on April 28, 2024
So many questions Trebled on April 21, 2024
The stench of failure Stunk up on March 31, 2024
There’s a joke in here somewhere Pedicured on March 17, 2024
Pig-headed and ham-fisted Cleaved on March 3, 2024
Morning again? Mourned on February 11, 2024
Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtier Illustrated on February 4, 2024
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness Cobbled together on December 31, 2023
Whitewalls, chromedomes, and an asshat with jingle bells Whitened on December 24, 2023
Invidy, diaeretics, and Eëtal-Otoh-Satt! Conjoined on December 17, 2023
A quacking bush Bushwhacked on November 12, 2023
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs Emulsified on November 5, 2023
Mulberries, mulbiaries, mubbleducks, and mubbliaries Trussed up on October 29, 2023
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence Hobbled on October 22, 2023
A real nobody Fettered on October 15, 2023
A week of weekdays and their horrors Manacled on October 8, 2023
For want of a letterbox Shackled on October 1, 2023
A bolo tie and a blogging accident Haberdashed on September 24, 2023
The Aroostook Roo Store Rued the day of September 17, 2023
Corn gone bacon and eggs Consterned on September 3, 2023
Cwæþ the Pnårp Jactitated on August 27, 2023
Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal Abnegated on August 20, 2023
Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian Conjugated on July 30, 2023
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass Snorkeled on June 11, 2023
Why fish don’t have feet Expiscated on May 7, 2023
A turtle extended its neck and quacked Resisted on April 23, 2023
Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield Dismantled on March 26, 2023
The day ended before it began Endorsed on March 19, 2023
To be a featureless white worm Gouged out on March 12, 2023
To catch a fly Lashed on February 26, 2023
My spaghetti trees had all flowered Disassembled on February 19, 2023
And the rest was history Revised for February 12, 2023
A mystery of hasps and coat hangers Fastened on January 29, 2023
Thinking for myself Cerebrated on January 22, 2023
No more barriers to cross Surpassed on January 15, 2023
Feeling rather non-Euclidean Knotted on January 8, 2023
I am my thoughts… I am time Annuated on January 1, 2023
Toppings on the bottom? Bottomed out on December 18, 2022
We were bipedal murder chickens Corned on December 11, 2022
Al Gore: A User’s Manual Peered at on December 4, 2022
With a ploot, ploot, ploot! Born on November 6, 2022
A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcy Forstraught on October 30, 2022
I wish my spoons were stronger Snooped on October 23, 2022
The deep toaster Smeared on October 9, 2022
Yet still bereft of meaning Creamed on September 25, 2022
A veritable trash dump of words Whipped on September 18, 2022
“If” is the middle word in “life” Horrified on September 11, 2022
History looked at me this week Transported on September 4, 2022
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7, 2022
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee Cocked up on July 24, 2022
Tuck in flap to close Knocked up on July 17, 2022
Gnocco after gnocco Knocked on on July 10, 2022
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure Stacked high on June 26, 2022
Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender Refueled on June 19, 2022
Batting the package Semiquavered on May 15, 2022
Flogging the dinosaur Flailed around on May 1, 2022
A stubby little short week Trolloped around on April 24, 2022
An exaggeratedly long week Galloped about on April 17, 2022
A wanted carton of wontons Trotted out on April 10, 2022
Interwoven threads of witless boobery Spiked on February 20, 2022
Hard avocados and soft stones Ripened on January 23, 2022
New years and new neighbors Bunted on January 2, 2022
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream Collected before December 26, 2021
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021
Vigorously shaking every ficus tree Shook before December 12, 2021
Shouting at every houseplant Shouted at before December 5, 2021
An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war Embattled on November 21, 2021
To muffle up a gooſe Muffled up on October 31, 2021
A lesson in poor metrication Found wanting on October 10, 2021
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe Frowned at on October 3, 2021
Excrescence and excreta Unfolded on September 26, 2021
And then I’ll fart one more time, and… Intruded upon August 29, 2021
Another day, another pig war Splined on June 20, 2021
An infinite pie Unbounded on June 6, 2021
Great Dane or greatest Dane? Deigned on May 23, 2021
Toiling away smoilishly Toiled away on March 14, 2021
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff Goat got on December 30, 2012
This coming Friday… Prognosticated after December 16, 2012
Mooey, mooey, moo! Lowed at on December 9, 2012
Horses, drugs, and some Volvos Revolved around December 2, 2012
A parable that should explain everything Enchanted on November 18, 2012
The geese were angry Angered before November 4, 2012
The nauga war Tanned on October 14, 2012
In my own back yard Extirpated on September 30, 2012
Illin’ in the ileum Chillin’ on September 16, 2012
My competitive worm charming days Vermiculated on August 26, 2012
The turtle herds of insomnia NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012
Upon the Fimbriated Planet Flabbled about on August 5, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
A hortensical Sefernday Hortensed on July 1, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys! Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012
My skin was thinking Considered for June 3, 2012
The green apple bee-bop Hydrated on May 20, 2012
Hoarsely the Pnårp sang Horsed around on May 13, 2012
Gurning for two Faces made before April 8, 2012
Surviving April Fools Day Foxholed on April 1, 2012
Axons across beard-seconds of darkness Stretched out February 19, 2012
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal Fractured on February 12, 2012
Seven point one hundred Released on February 5, 2012
This entry is missing! Misplaced before January 8, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
A sally to the Kremlin Red squared on December 11, 2011
Goatburping and speechifying Blustered about before November 20, 2011
Schtumpfenfrumpt! Stumped on October 16, 2011
A snootful of donuts Imbibed before October 2, 2011
Gnomes? In my photocopier? Litigated before September 18, 2011
The toadskin kazoo Toads skinned on September 4, 2011
Uneventful, boring, and bland Nothing happened on August 28, 2011
A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets? Marred on August 14, 2011
Incipits being rather popish Lubricated on May 22, 2011
Reflecting on corn gone wrong Paroled on May 15, 2011
Plårp and I did our best Potted on April 10, 2011
Cool beans Beaned on March 27, 2011
Rotating in place Caligulated on March 20, 2011
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street Borfnagled on March 6, 2011
A dark and spammy night LARTed on February 20, 2011
An alabasterously magnificent find Found before December 5, 2010
Harshbarger Memorial Hospital Discharged on October 17, 2010
Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital Atrophied before October 10, 2010
Phbthphbthphbthphbththth! Flatulated on October 3, 2010
Noshing on my favorite keyboard Fluttered on July 4, 2010
Technicolor horse testicles Nuked on June 27, 2010
Joyful Sefernday, everyone! Envisaged on June 6, 2010
Dog whelks in your arteries Derived on July 6, 2008
Requiem for a haberdasher Eulogized on June 8, 2008
Gra, trained assassin Unchained after March 23, 2008
Today is January 27 Punched on January 27, 2008
Pnårp’s in space Station-kept on September 30, 2007
Plårp goes home Sent home on August 5, 2007
Further visages of feet-&-toes Hieroticalized on May 6, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Homage Legislated on April 8, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Taxes Propagated on April 1, 2007
The laws of Phillip I Promulgated on March 25, 2007
The restive provinces conquered Excoriated before March 18, 2007
131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts Decimated on March 4, 2007
No one expects the Schmalkaldic League Vanquished on February 25, 2007
Shekels at the cat-canning plant Devoted on February 11, 2007
Britney Spears… or Jennifer Love Hewitt? Rigorously proved for November 26, 2006
The Third Coming Chopped lightly on October 8, 2006
New Gardegnomia Navigated to on July 30, 2006
Oatmeal cookies and their spies Weeded on May 21, 2006
The haberdashery, act III Haunted on March 19, 2006
The haberdashery, act II Flaunted on March 12, 2006
Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said Interrupted before February 5, 2006
Today being Christmas… Made merry on December 25, 2005
The perfect symmetry of a letter Excreted slightly before December 18, 2005
A visit to Eigentoria Emigrated on November 6, 2005
Caught in a wet noodling contest Noodled on October 16, 2005
Spruce mustard and bouillabaisse Trundled on August 28, 2005
The perspicacious side of the planet Wienerschnitzeled on July 24, 2005
The Countess-Prelate von Sträsmussenbörg Bleeped out for September 19, 1999
I took the pile of animal feces out of my garage Electrolyzed for March 14, 1999

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