Entries mentioning medicine | |
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Q-Tips, cute tips, a queue of tipsExfiltrated on September 22, 2024 | |
Back into the mud from whenceDouched on June 30, 2024 | |
There’s a joke in here somewherePedicured on March 17, 2024 | |
Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtierIllustrated on February 4, 2024 | |
My life as a computerComputed on January 14, 2024 | |
The tapering of taped cans and candiesCanned on January 7, 2024 | |
Snow crabs and snow leopardsPiled up upon December 3, 2023 | |
A turtle extended its neck and quackedResisted on April 23, 2023 | |
To be a featureless white wormGouged out on March 12, 2023 | |
We were bipedal murder chickensCorned on December 11, 2022 | |
Al Gore: A User’s ManualPeered at on December 4, 2022 | |
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleysThanks given on November 27, 2022 | |
The deep toasterSmeared on October 9, 2022 | |
Yet still bereft of meaningCreamed on September 25, 2022 | |
A veritable trash dump of wordsWhipped on September 18, 2022 | |
History looked at me this weekTransported on September 4, 2022 | |
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a StudebakerBasted on August 28, 2022 | |
On any given dayPlotted and schemed on August 21, 2022 | |
Two halves of a bagelMisaligned on July 31, 2022 | |
Batting the packageSemiquavered on May 15, 2022 | |
Whittling the knitteryQuavered on May 8, 2022 | |
Flogging the dinosaurFlailed around on May 1, 2022 | |
An exaggeratedly long weekGalloped about on April 17, 2022 | |
An out-of-place trashcanRecycled on November 14, 2021 | |
Losing weight at the lost-and-foundBonked on September 19, 2021 | |
Time to draw the bullEjaculated on August 1, 2021 | |
Not a typewriterTabulated on July 25, 2021 | |
Fish upon the landPhished on July 18, 2021 | |
My arm just follows themDetached on July 11, 2021 | |
A dire problem of diphthongs and diacriticsIred on May 16, 2021 | |
200,000 flip-flop–related injuriesDiscalceated on May 9, 2021 | |
A costly, costive dilemmaClystered on April 4, 2021 | |
This coming Friday…Prognosticated after December 16, 2012 | |
Horses, drugs, and some VolvosRevolved around December 2, 2012 | |
A parable that should explain everythingEnchanted on November 18, 2012 | |
The turtle herds of insomniaNōDōz’d on August 12, 2012 | |
The ÅSS Goose from the MachineBageled on July 22, 2012 | |
My skin was thinkingConsidered for June 3, 2012 | |
The green apple bee-bopHydrated on May 20, 2012 | |
Gurning for twoFaces made before April 8, 2012 | |
Surviving April Fools DayFoxholed on April 1, 2012 | |
Thoughts diverging from realityConverging on January 29, 2012 | |
A journey to Upper SilesiaGruelled on December 18, 2011 | |
A snootful of donutsImbibed before October 2, 2011 | |
Ten yearsHijacked on September 11, 2011 | |
A stick of pepperoni a dayBordured on August 21, 2011 | |
A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?Marred on August 14, 2011 | |
The day endedGibbered about on August 7, 2011 | |
The end of doodlewhacker pieBloomed on June 26, 2011 | |
Incipits being rather popishLubricated on May 22, 2011 | |
Hnnnngggghhhh!Strained on May 1, 2011 | |
Plårp and I did our bestPotted on April 10, 2011 | |
Cool beansBeaned on March 27, 2011 | |
Rotating in placeCaligulated on March 20, 2011 | |
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin StreetBorfnagled on March 6, 2011 | |
In feckless search of a new bodyTransplanted before January 23, 2011 | |
The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner BoulevardTransubstantiated before January 16, 2011 | |
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!Diagnosed on January 9, 2011 | |
The frozen PnårpLast thing I remembered on October 24, 2010 | |
Harshbarger Memorial HospitalDischarged on October 17, 2010 | |
Ollanthorpe Memorial HospitalAtrophied before October 10, 2010 | |
Parndiddle McForsterbasterPinned up on September 5, 2010 | |
The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part IIReified on June 29, 2008 | |
There’s nothing in my head!Scuffled with on November 11, 2007 | |
3,600 eigenserfs and a function keyIndentured forever after July 8, 2007 | |
Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert ÅrpEntrenched under January 28, 2007 | |
A disastrous pie-eating contestDrawn and quartered on July 16, 2006 | |
A visit to EigentoriaEmigrated on November 6, 2005 | |
I shall visit EigentoriaBandied about on October 30, 2005 |