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Entries mentioning neckties
Playing stupid Feathered on August 18, 2024
My life as a computer Computed on January 14, 2024
A Sefernday to surely forget Sefernalized on November 19, 2023
A real nobody Fettered on October 15, 2023
A bolo tie and a blogging accident Haberdashed on September 24, 2023
By fish or by Finn Finished after September 10, 2023
Cwæþ the Pnårp Jactitated on August 27, 2023
A fresh set of gnome latrines Spun on July 23, 2023
It doesn’t have to—but I always do Needn’t on June 4, 2023
Why fish don’t have feet Expiscated on May 7, 2023
To catch a fly Lashed on February 26, 2023
The house that Pnårp built Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023
Thinking for myself Cerebrated on January 22, 2023
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys Thanks given on November 27, 2022
I wish my spoons were stronger Snooped on October 23, 2022
On any given day Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7, 2022
A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes Wriggled on June 5, 2022
An exaggeratedly long week Galloped about on April 17, 2022
A wanted carton of wontons Trotted out on April 10, 2022
The stars screamed at me, but why? Shredded on March 6, 2022
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair Cannibalized on February 27, 2022
The door slammed in my face Slammed on January 30, 2022
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15, 2021
My arm just follows them Detached on July 11, 2021
Keeping those goats down in the hole Bored on April 18, 2021
A costly, costive dilemma Clystered on April 4, 2021
This coming Friday… Prognosticated after December 16, 2012
Ziti—with lines, please Lollygagged on October 28, 2012
Upon the Fimbriated Planet Flabbled about on August 5, 2012
And the neckties writhed Spiraled around July 29, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
A trip to southern Moravia Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011
Goatburping and speechifying Blustered about before November 20, 2011
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park Soil sampled on November 13, 2011
Fimbriated armless and legless Charged on October 30, 2011
A snootful of donuts Imbibed before October 2, 2011
The day ended Gibbered about on August 7, 2011
Just shaving the dog Preened on July 31, 2011
The harooloos grew closer Repositioned on July 17, 2011
Impossibly shaped bowls Whiled away before July 10, 2011
Moobly Sefernday! Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011
Today being Mamårp’s day Smothered on May 8, 2011
A dark and smarmy night Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011
Back to Pam & Meg’s Goatmulched on December 12, 2010
Mr. Årp goes to city hall Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010
A little pedicatio Irrumated on May 16, 2010
The perfect symmetry of a letter Excreted slightly before December 18, 2005
The Englebee Troobles Pondered upon August 8, 1999

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