Entries mentioning the neighbors | |
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No idea about anythingFlummoxed on October 27, 2024 | |
But for me, it was TuesdayFor me it was October 13, 2024 | |
I really should have that broken…Tinned on September 8, 2024 | |
Playing stupidFeathered on August 18, 2024 | |
Things are looking upUplit on June 16, 2024 | |
A masterful mañana-manCunctated on May 5, 2024 | |
Nose, the best smelling deviceStunk down on April 28, 2024 | |
A vernally hibernal good timeDrove on March 24, 2024 | |
Pig-headed and ham-fistedCleaved on March 3, 2024 | |
Shaken and stir crazySwept on January 21, 2024 | |
The tapering of taped cans and candiesCanned on January 7, 2024 | |
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadenceHobbled on October 22, 2023 | |
A real nobodyFettered on October 15, 2023 | |
Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear)Portended on July 16, 2023 | |
Ratiocination and a ratBugged off on July 9, 2023 | |
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrassSnorkeled on June 11, 2023 | |
Why fish don’t have feetExpiscated on May 7, 2023 | |
To be a featureless white wormGouged out on March 12, 2023 | |
The house that Pnårp builtStacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023 | |
A mystery of hasps and coat hangersFastened on January 29, 2023 | |
A real galleyshnogger of a ChristmasDove in on December 25, 2022 | |
We were bipedal murder chickensCorned on December 11, 2022 | |
Al Gore: A User’s ManualPeered at on December 4, 2022 | |
Change you can be leaf inBogged down on November 13, 2022 | |
A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcyForstraught on October 30, 2022 | |
The deep toasterSmeared on October 9, 2022 | |
And then the flies dancedSmelt on October 2, 2022 | |
“If” is the middle word in “life”Horrified on September 11, 2022 | |
On any given dayPlotted and schemed on August 21, 2022 | |
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squeeCocked up on July 24, 2022 | |
Tuck in flap to closeKnocked up on July 17, 2022 | |
The long, greasy roadLubed up on July 3, 2022 | |
Dogging the BalphonseHemidemisemiquavered on May 29, 2022 | |
Flogging the dinosaurFlailed around on May 1, 2022 | |
An exaggeratedly long weekGalloped about on April 17, 2022 | |
A curious nine-day weekDialed on April 3, 2022 | |
The twentieth best day of my lifeEasily understood on March 20, 2022 | |
A hilarious pair of ducksRedpilled on March 13, 2022 | |
The stars screamed at me, but why?Shredded on March 6, 2022 | |
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feetErred on February 13, 2022 | |
The door slammed in my faceSlammed on January 30, 2022 | |
Hard avocados and soft stonesRipened on January 23, 2022 | |
Nothing happenedObliviated on January 9, 2022 | |
New years and new neighborsBunted on January 2, 2022 | |
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamaraVigorously shook before December 19, 2021 | |
Vigorously shaking every ficus treeShook before December 12, 2021 | |
Shouting at every houseplantShouted at before December 5, 2021 | |
An adventure in Dingleberry–DumpsterismDumped and stirred on November 28, 2021 | |
An out-of-place trashcanRecycled on November 14, 2021 | |
A Halloween to surely forgetSpooked before November 7, 2021 | |
Excrescence and excretaUnfolded on September 26, 2021 | |
Losing weight at the lost-and-foundBonked on September 19, 2021 | |
The pink, sticky day endedChaptered and versed on September 12, 2021 | |
Wearing orange after Labor DayFluoresced on September 5, 2021 | |
And then I’ll fart one more time, and…Intruded upon August 29, 2021 | |
Today I was being a…Squirreled on August 8, 2021 | |
Fish upon the landPhished on July 18, 2021 | |
My arm just follows themDetached on July 11, 2021 | |
To narfle the gömböcBalanced on June 27, 2021 | |
Another day, another pig warSplined on June 20, 2021 | |
Great Dane or greatest Dane?Deigned on May 23, 2021 | |
200,000 flip-flop–related injuriesDiscalceated on May 9, 2021 | |
Keeping those goats down in the holeBored on April 18, 2021 | |
From Commodus to Vespasian—Detruded on April 11, 2021 | |
A costly, costive dilemmaClystered on April 4, 2021 | |
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliffGoat got on December 30, 2012 | |
Mooey, mooey, moo!Lowed at on December 9, 2012 | |
Horses, drugs, and some VolvosRevolved around December 2, 2012 | |
A paean to funnelsFunneled on November 25, 2012 | |
A parable that should explain everythingEnchanted on November 18, 2012 | |
The geese were angryAngered before November 4, 2012 | |
Ziti—with lines, pleaseLollygagged on October 28, 2012 | |
The nauga warTanned on October 14, 2012 | |
Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012 | |
My competitive worm charming daysVermiculated on August 26, 2012 | |
The ÅSS Goose from the MachineBageled on July 22, 2012 | |
Fungous hitchhikers from outer spaceRocketed on June 24, 2012 | |
My neighbor—he’s on fireDetonated on May 27, 2012 | |
Vox clamantis in desertoCheddared on May 6, 2012 | |
The death of Argo NavisTrisected before April 29, 2012 | |
A box! A box! A box of…Puttered about on April 15, 2012 | |
Surviving April Fools DayFoxholed on April 1, 2012 | |
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystalFractured on February 12, 2012 | |
Seven point one hundredReleased on February 5, 2012 | |
Thoughts diverging from realityConverging on January 29, 2012 | |
Thoughts converging toward realityDiverging from January 22, 2012 | |
This entry is missing!Misplaced before January 8, 2012 | |
Dreams in a hole in the groundTrespassed before January 1, 2012 | |
A sleigh ride to the North PoleKringled on December 25, 2011 | |
A trip to southern MoraviaPlunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011 | |
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping parkSoil sampled on November 13, 2011 | |
Like a herd of turtlesFrightened on November 6, 2011 | |
Fimbriated armless and leglessCharged on October 30, 2011 | |
Schtumpfenfrumpt!Stumped on October 16, 2011 | |
Squee! Squee! Squee!Snoozed on October 9, 2011 | |
A paean to panicGlibbered about on September 25, 2011 | |
Ten yearsHijacked on September 11, 2011 | |
Uneventful, boring, and blandNothing happened on August 28, 2011 | |
A stick of pepperoni a dayBordured on August 21, 2011 | |
A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?Marred on August 14, 2011 | |
The day endedGibbered about on August 7, 2011 | |
Just so he could moo at someonePercolated on July 3, 2011 | |
The end of doodlewhacker pieBloomed on June 26, 2011 | |
Moobly Sefernday!Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011 | |
What the heck… is bothering me?Chanted on June 12, 2011 | |
Today being Mamårp’s daySmothered on May 8, 2011 | |
Hnnnngggghhhh!Strained on May 1, 2011 | |
Plårp and I did our bestPotted on April 10, 2011 | |
Cool beansBeaned on March 27, 2011 | |
Pnårp.com!Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011 | |
A dark and spammy nightLARTed on February 20, 2011 | |
A dark and smarmy nightSelf-satisfied on February 13, 2011 | |
A dark and stormy nightStormdrained on February 6, 2011 | |
Requiem for a triangular briefcaseImmured on January 30, 2011 | |
In feckless search of a new bodyTransplanted before January 23, 2011 | |
The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner BoulevardTransubstantiated before January 16, 2011 | |
Fluffernutter… or treacle?Stickied on January 2, 2011 | |
A vainglorious, hooting, tooting ChristmasClamored about on December 26, 2010 | |
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010 | |
Back to Pam & Meg’sGoatmulched on December 12, 2010 | |
375 gorillas and some flower potsDumbstruck on November 28, 2010 | |
Mr. Årp goes to city hallCarpetbagged on November 14, 2010 | |
The frozen PnårpLast thing I remembered on October 24, 2010 | |
Harshbarger Memorial HospitalDischarged on October 17, 2010 | |
Ollanthorpe Memorial HospitalAtrophied before October 10, 2010 | |
Phbthphbthphbthphbththth!Flatulated on October 3, 2010 | |
An offer he couldn’t refuseUnmitigated on September 26, 2010 | |
Parndiddle McForsterbasterPinned up on September 5, 2010 | |
Tater-totting crunkfireClapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010 | |
Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert ÅrpStumbled around on August 8, 2010 | |
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneysUrinated on on July 18, 2010 | |
Noshing on my favorite keyboardFluttered on July 4, 2010 | |
Joyful Sefernday, everyone!Envisaged on June 6, 2010 | |
Thousands of Eggmen against one little PnårpDestalinized on May 2, 2010 | |
The fnord planExecuted before April 11, 2010 | |
A plan is hatchedHatched right before April 4, 2010 | |
Dingleberry champion hamsterPlotted against on March 21, 2010 | |
Return from the BrundlebeyondDisgorged on March 7, 2010 | |
Dog whelks in your arteriesDerived on July 6, 2008 | |
The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part IIReified on June 29, 2008 | |
Crossing the hatchesPasteurized for June 22, 2008 | |
eBGIQ7ZuuiU or bustGassed up on May 18, 2008 | |
Gra, trained assassinUnchained after March 23, 2008 | |
Suddenly ablazeIgnited on March 9, 2008 | |
Not so dead againRecomposed right before March 2, 2008 | |
Gnomes? In my kettles?Nonsensed at January 20, 2008 | |
Pnårp’s in spaceStation-kept on September 30, 2007 | |
Why do the stars scream?Screamed about on September 16, 2007 | |
Under Pam & Meg’sDelved under on September 9, 2007 | |
Indeed I can go home againReturned home on August 26, 2007 | |
Dugongs abound in my ear canals!Tiled over on August 19, 2007 | |
Press any keyPressed on June 24, 2007 | |
Ol’ Grummie’s back!Bungled up on June 3, 2007 | |
Ravna and a ligatureMagic-marked on May 20, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip I: Last decreeDecreed on April 15, 2007 | |
131,072 Schmongeloid conscriptsDecimated on March 4, 2007 | |
No one expects the Schmalkaldic LeagueVanquished on February 25, 2007 | |
Digging up the back yardCashed in on February 18, 2007 | |
Shekels at the cat-canning plantDevoted on February 11, 2007 | |
Suing Alyssa MilanoBombarded after January 14, 2007 | |
Music erupted from my bed cushions againStrafed on January 7, 2007 | |
Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006 | |
The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner BoulevardDrenched in sweat on December 17, 2006 | |
Bloviating and brachiatingWrenched away from me on December 3, 2006 | |
Loquisha, you hornswoggler!Added to taste on October 29, 2006 | |
Mesothelioma in a drainage ditchStir-fried for October 22, 2006 | |
I remembered a lot this week!Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006 | |
Terrorists! Terrorists!!Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006 | |
This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s shipAppeased prior to July 2, 2006 | |
The dingleberry/hamster songSung for April 30, 2006 | |
My new neighbor from GeorgiaNazified on April 2, 2006 | |
The haberdashery, act IIFlaunted on March 12, 2006 | |
I need a new hobbyTelephoned on February 19, 2006 | |
368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shopTarpapered over on January 1, 2006 | |
Today being Christmas…Made merry on December 25, 2005 | |
Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster FlapdoodlesZanzibarred on December 11, 2005 | |
Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasherBelted out on December 4, 2005 | |
I shall visit EigentoriaBandied about on October 30, 2005 | |
The return of GrårpCordoned off on September 18, 2005 | |
Abortifacient skies, the burning airSlobbered all over on September 11, 2005 | |
Spruce mustard and bouillabaisseTrundled on August 28, 2005 | |
Troobles, long and hardDeluged on August 7, 2005 | |
Soft, and steaming lightlyCastigated on July 31, 2005 | |
Umph… plurgh… splat!Beautified on July 17, 2005 | |
Naked with soda bottles in my earsRedistributed after May 8, 2005 | |
Music erupted from my bed cushionsCosigned on April 24, 2005 | |
I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored onePopularized for April 10, 2005 | |
Guhhhh noooobity fahhhh foooogity!!!Squabbled about on March 20, 2005 | |
My dear brother Grårp!Crucified for March 13, 2005 | |
Samuel DreckersCarbonized prior to March 6, 2005 | |
Contemplating the Spice GirlsBest if sold by February 27, 2005 | |
Alyssa Milano still has very cute feetReeducated on February 20, 2005 | |
Searching forever for the elusive TrooblesSquandered because of October 31, 1999 | |
I had failedHidden above my bed on October 17, 1999 | |
A brass knob had fallen on my headBelched out on September 26, 1999 | |
Someone accused me of screwing a pheasantRemixed before September 12, 1999 | |
Is there an underdog in you?Nitrated on July 18, 1999 | |
In the ground underneath my houseDrawn up for April 25, 1999 | |
Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!?Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999 |