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Eating a lot of Frosted Flakes Lionized on December 15, 2024
Ensconced and enholed Procrastinated on November 3, 2024
No idea about anything Flummoxed on October 27, 2024
But for me, it was Tuesday For me it was October 13, 2024
Formica and formication Fornicated on October 6, 2024
By the bag, the can, the bottle, and the flask Trashed on September 29, 2024
Q-Tips, cute tips, a queue of tips Exfiltrated on September 22, 2024
I really should have that broken… Tinned on September 8, 2024
A nipple that could nibble Nuzzled on August 25, 2024
Musings on vinegar, vigor, and elephant bites Murderized on August 4, 2024
Too many uncertainties Certified on July 28, 2024
Too many demands Commanded on July 21, 2024
Too many answers Declared on July 14, 2024
Too many questions Questioned on July 7, 2024
So I didn’t want them anymore Feted on June 23, 2024
Things are looking up Uplit on June 16, 2024
Transfixed, perplexed, and duplexed Eased on June 9, 2024
Cows, cowboys, cowgirls, and so much mooing Milked on June 2, 2024
Never put a fish in your car Wrapped on May 12, 2024
Nose, the best smelling device Stunk down on April 28, 2024
So many questions Trebled on April 21, 2024
An antelope with a pair of cantaloupes Hight on April 7, 2024
There’s a joke in here somewhere Pedicured on March 17, 2024
The case of the windy toilet Manicured on March 10, 2024
Morning again? Mourned on February 11, 2024
Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtier Illustrated on February 4, 2024
Shaken and stir crazy Swept on January 21, 2024
Invidy, diaeretics, and Eëtal-Otoh-Satt! Conjoined on December 17, 2023
A byte nybbled a word, and then… Nibbled on December 10, 2023
Snow crabs and snow leopards Piled up upon December 3, 2023
A Sefernday to surely forget Sefernalized on November 19, 2023
A quacking bush Bushwhacked on November 12, 2023
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence Hobbled on October 22, 2023
A week of weekdays and their horrors Manacled on October 8, 2023
A bolo tie and a blogging accident Haberdashed on September 24, 2023
By fish or by Finn Finished after September 10, 2023
Corn gone bacon and eggs Consterned on September 3, 2023
Playing a katydid like a fiddle Diddled on August 6, 2023
Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian Conjugated on July 30, 2023
Dogs that ate backwards Reversed on June 25, 2023
It doesn’t have to—but I always do Needn’t on June 4, 2023
Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple! Cursed on May 28, 2023
Why fish don’t have feet Expiscated on May 7, 2023
A monolithic dump Pumped and dumped on April 30, 2023
A turtle extended its neck and quacked Resisted on April 23, 2023
The unwary victim of cellular ennui Metabolized on April 2, 2023
The day ended before it began Endorsed on March 19, 2023
To be a featureless white worm Gouged out on March 12, 2023
Landing head-first in March Made it on March 5, 2023
To catch a fly Lashed on February 26, 2023
And the rest was history Revised for February 12, 2023
Thinking for myself Cerebrated on January 22, 2023
Feeling rather non-Euclidean Knotted on January 8, 2023
I am my thoughts… I am time Annuated on January 1, 2023
A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas Dove in on December 25, 2022
Toppings on the bottom? Bottomed out on December 18, 2022
We were bipedal murder chickens Corned on December 11, 2022
Al Gore: A User’s Manual Peered at on December 4, 2022
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys Thanks given on November 27, 2022
Change you can be leaf in Bogged down on November 13, 2022
I wish my spoons were stronger Snooped on October 23, 2022
Autumn had arrived Floundered on October 16, 2022
The deep toaster Smeared on October 9, 2022
And then the flies danced Smelt on October 2, 2022
Yet still bereft of meaning Creamed on September 25, 2022
A veritable trash dump of words Whipped on September 18, 2022
History looked at me this week Transported on September 4, 2022
Catastrophes—but no anastrophe Mishappened on August 14, 2022
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee Cocked up on July 24, 2022
Tuck in flap to close Knocked up on July 17, 2022
The long, greasy road Lubed up on July 3, 2022
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure Stacked high on June 26, 2022
Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender Refueled on June 19, 2022
Fleas, flies, and friars! Peddled on June 12, 2022
Whittling the knittery Quavered on May 8, 2022
Flogging the dinosaur Flailed around on May 1, 2022
A curious nine-day week Dialed on April 3, 2022
Seven point two hundred Committed on March 27, 2022
The twentieth best day of my life Easily understood on March 20, 2022
The stars screamed at me, but why? Shredded on March 6, 2022
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair Cannibalized on February 27, 2022
Interwoven threads of witless boobery Spiked on February 20, 2022
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet Erred on February 13, 2022
The door slammed in my face Slammed on January 30, 2022
Confound delivery Starched on January 16, 2022
New years and new neighbors Bunted on January 2, 2022
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream Collected before December 26, 2021
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021
Vigorously shaking every ficus tree Shook before December 12, 2021
Shouting at every houseplant Shouted at before December 5, 2021
An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war Embattled on November 21, 2021
A Halloween to surely forget Spooked before November 7, 2021
A Sefernday to ſurely remember Obſerved on October 24, 2021
Plantago delenda est Planted on October 17, 2021
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe Frowned at on October 3, 2021
Excrescence and excreta Unfolded on September 26, 2021
The pink, sticky day ended Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021
And then I’ll fart one more time, and… Intruded upon August 29, 2021
And I still couldn’t find my comb Nosedove before August 22, 2021
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15, 2021
Today I was being a… Squirreled on August 8, 2021
Time to draw the bull Ejaculated on August 1, 2021
Not a typewriter Tabulated on July 25, 2021
Fish upon the land Phished on July 18, 2021
To narfle the gömböc Balanced on June 27, 2021
Great Dane or greatest Dane? Deigned on May 23, 2021
A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics Ired on May 16, 2021
Something breakfasty and sausage-like Baconated on April 25, 2021
From Commodus to Vespasian— Detruded on April 11, 2021
Toiling away smoilishly Toiled away on March 14, 2021
With a bubble and a squeak… Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff Goat got on December 30, 2012
This coming Friday… Prognosticated after December 16, 2012
Mooey, mooey, moo! Lowed at on December 9, 2012
A paean to funnels Funneled on November 25, 2012
The geese were angry Angered before November 4, 2012
Ziti—with lines, please Lollygagged on October 28, 2012
The nauga war Tanned on October 14, 2012
Meals and utensils and straws, oh my! Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012
In my own back yard Extirpated on September 30, 2012
My competitive worm charming days Vermiculated on August 26, 2012
The turtle herds of insomnia NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012
Upon the Fimbriated Planet Flabbled about on August 5, 2012
And the neckties writhed Spiraled around July 29, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
A hortensical Sefernday Hortensed on July 1, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys! Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012
I am the humperdumperdink! Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012
My skin was thinking Considered for June 3, 2012
Hoarsely the Pnårp sang Horsed around on May 13, 2012
The death of Argo Navis Trisected before April 29, 2012
A box! A box! A box of… Puttered about on April 15, 2012
Gurning for two Faces made before April 8, 2012
Surviving April Fools Day Foxholed on April 1, 2012
To order a coffee Caffeinated on March 25, 2012
Toad rental—cheap! Rented on March 18, 2012
I was dead Expired around February 26, 2012
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal Fractured on February 12, 2012
Seven point one hundred Released on February 5, 2012
And then the cold cuts danced Ronpauled on January 15, 2012
This entry is missing! Misplaced before January 8, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
A journey to Upper Silesia Gruelled on December 18, 2011
A sally to the Kremlin Red squared on December 11, 2011
A jaunt to Washington, D.C. Filibustered on December 4, 2011
A trip to southern Moravia Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011
Like a herd of turtles Frightened on November 6, 2011
Fimbriated armless and legless Charged on October 30, 2011
Schtumpfenfrumpt! Stumped on October 16, 2011
A snootful of donuts Imbibed before October 2, 2011
A paean to panic Glibbered about on September 25, 2011
Gnomes? In my photocopier? Litigated before September 18, 2011
Ten years Hijacked on September 11, 2011
A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets? Marred on August 14, 2011
Disgorgement and cheddar Squassated on July 24, 2011
The harooloos grew closer Repositioned on July 17, 2011
Impossibly shaped bowls Whiled away before July 10, 2011
Just so he could moo at someone Percolated on July 3, 2011
What the heck… is bothering me? Chanted on June 12, 2011
Incipits being rather popish Lubricated on May 22, 2011
Today being Mamårp’s day Smothered on May 8, 2011
Dyssynergic defecation Splashed down on April 24, 2011
Cool beans Beaned on March 27, 2011
Rotating in place Caligulated on March 20, 2011
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street Borfnagled on March 6, 2011
A dark and spammy night LARTed on February 20, 2011
A dark and smarmy night Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011
A dark and stormy night Stormdrained on February 6, 2011
Requiem for a triangular briefcase Immured on January 30, 2011
In feckless search of a new body Transplanted before January 23, 2011
The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer! Diagnosed on January 9, 2011
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano! Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010
Back to Pam & Meg’s Goatmulched on December 12, 2010
An alabasterously magnificent find Found before December 5, 2010
Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread Slathered all over on November 21, 2010
Mr. Årp goes to city hall Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010
The frozen Pnårp Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010
Phbthphbthphbthphbththth! Flatulated on October 3, 2010
Insidious flobcumber pie Perchanced upon on September 19, 2010
Ah, the first of August! Firstly on August 1, 2010
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys Urinated on on July 18, 2010
Noshing on my favorite keyboard Fluttered on July 4, 2010
Joyful Sefernday, everyone! Envisaged on June 6, 2010
Oh, the serendipity! Squelched through on May 30, 2010
A little pedicatio Irrumated on May 16, 2010
Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp Destalinized on May 2, 2010
I had eggs today! Oviposited on April 18, 2010
A plan is hatched Hatched right before April 4, 2010
Ham by the brick Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010
A Hilarius pair of ducks Guffawed at after March 14, 2010
Return from the Brundlebeyond Disgorged on March 7, 2010
Into the Brundlesphere Descended upon on August 3, 2008
Through the tunnel Crossed over on July 27, 2008
The Brundlesphere Entangled on July 20, 2008
Dog whelks in your arteries Derived on July 6, 2008
The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II Reified on June 29, 2008
eBGIQ7ZuuiU or bust Gassed up on May 18, 2008
Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008
Suddenly ablaze Ignited on March 9, 2008
A whiz and a giggle Whizgiggled at on February 3, 2008
Today is January 27 Punched on January 27, 2008
Gnomes? In my kettles? Nonsensed at January 20, 2008
Lo’ Kweeisha Pornographed on January 13, 2008
Bubble wrap and bubble butts Thawed on January 6, 2008
Free at last Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007
The deep blue face of failure Done wrong on October 21, 2007
Why do the stars scream? Screamed about on September 16, 2007
Plårp, Plårp! Popped up on July 22, 2007
Plårp! Plopped down on July 15, 2007
Press any key Pressed on June 24, 2007
Ol’ Grummie’s back! Bungled up on June 3, 2007
Further visages of feet-&-toes Hieroticalized on May 6, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Homage Legislated on April 8, 2007
The laws of Phillip I Promulgated on March 25, 2007
The restive provinces conquered Excoriated before March 18, 2007
131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts Decimated on March 4, 2007
No one expects the Schmalkaldic League Vanquished on February 25, 2007
Alyssa Milano lives! Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007
Suing Alyssa Milano Bombarded after January 14, 2007
Music erupted from my bed cushions again Strafed on January 7, 2007
Bloviating and brachiating Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006
A busjacking by Jack Off Jill? Theorized about on November 12, 2006
Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingo Hypothesized on November 5, 2006
Mesothelioma in a drainage ditch Stir-fried for October 22, 2006
Ollanthorpe Savings Bank Puréed on October 1, 2006
New Gardegnomia Navigated to on July 30, 2006
A disastrous pie-eating contest Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006
No dice Gambled over on July 9, 2006
Captain Pinnfarb explains it all Positioned left of June 18, 2006
The Englebee Troobles live! Transubstantiated on April 16, 2006
Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said Interrupted before February 5, 2006
Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster Flapdoodles Zanzibarred on December 11, 2005
A visit to Eigentoria Emigrated on November 6, 2005
The thick, meaty center of an eigenfactor Ridiculed on October 23, 2005
Caught in a wet noodling contest Noodled on October 16, 2005
The lawn gnomes prance! Gingerbreaded on October 9, 2005
Saturday was the worst Hobnobbed on October 2, 2005
The perspicacious side of the planet Wienerschnitzeled on July 24, 2005
A gaggle of garden gnomes Engulfed on June 26, 2005
What an Englebee Trooble is Incarcerated on June 12, 2005
Music erupted from my bed cushions Cosigned on April 24, 2005
I desire broadband access to my feet! Quibbled about on March 27, 2005
My dear brother Grårp! Crucified for March 13, 2005
I forgot about Hitler Plundered shortly after October 3, 1999

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