Entries mentioning nuts | |
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By the bag, the can, the bottle, and the flaskTrashed on September 29, 2024 | |
Endless rows of housesPlanned and zoned on August 11, 2024 | |
Transfixed, perplexed, and duplexedEased on June 9, 2024 | |
Watering the water clocksWatered on January 28, 2024 | |
Whitewalls, chromedomes, and an asshat with jingle bellsWhitened on December 24, 2023 | |
Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple!Cursed on May 28, 2023 | |
Crap! Carp! Scrap! Scarp!Sworn on May 21, 2023 | |
To catch a flyLashed on February 26, 2023 | |
I am my thoughts… I am timeAnnuated on January 1, 2023 | |
Toppings on the bottom?Bottomed out on December 18, 2022 | |
We were bipedal murder chickensCorned on December 11, 2022 | |
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleysThanks given on November 27, 2022 | |
Change you can be leaf inBogged down on November 13, 2022 | |
I wish my spoons were strongerSnooped on October 23, 2022 | |
Yet still bereft of meaningCreamed on September 25, 2022 | |
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squeeCocked up on July 24, 2022 | |
Tuck in flap to closeKnocked up on July 17, 2022 | |
Gnocco after gnoccoKnocked on on July 10, 2022 | |
Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled benderRefueled on June 19, 2022 | |
A curious nine-day weekDialed on April 3, 2022 | |
Seven point two hundredCommitted on March 27, 2022 | |
Vigorously shaking every ficus treeShook before December 12, 2021 | |
Plantago delenda estPlanted on October 17, 2021 | |
Time to draw the bullEjaculated on August 1, 2021 | |
Another day, another pig warSplined on June 20, 2021 | |
Great Dane or greatest Dane?Deigned on May 23, 2021 | |
The geese were angryAngered before November 4, 2012 | |
Ziti—with lines, pleaseLollygagged on October 28, 2012 | |
Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012 | |
My competitive worm charming daysVermiculated on August 26, 2012 | |
The ÅSS Goose from the MachineBageled on July 22, 2012 | |
Fungous hitchhikers from outer spaceRocketed on June 24, 2012 | |
Just shaving the dogPreened on July 31, 2011 | |
The end of doodlewhacker pieBloomed on June 26, 2011 | |
Plårp and I did our bestPotted on April 10, 2011 | |
Today is January 27Punched on January 27, 2008 | |
Spaceworthy guardsquirrelsDecompressed on December 9, 2007 | |
Free at lastSelf-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007 | |
Why does the pi float?Floated by on September 23, 2007 | |
Dugongs abound in my ear canals!Tiled over on August 19, 2007 | |
Paisley timeEnslaved on June 17, 2007 | |
Guhhhh noooobity fahhhh foooogity!!!Squabbled about on March 20, 2005 | |
The Englebee TrooblesPondered upon August 8, 1999 | |
The perfunctory margin of disbeliefApprenticed to May 9, 1999 | |
