Entries mentioning oatmeal cookies | |
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Too many uncertaintiesCertified on July 28, 2024 | |
So I didn’t want them anymoreFeted on June 23, 2024 | |
There’s a joke in here somewherePedicured on March 17, 2024 | |
The case of the windy toiletManicured on March 10, 2024 | |
Cwæþ the PnårpJactitated on August 27, 2023 | |
Rejecting both Church Latin and the CiceronianConjugated on July 30, 2023 | |
Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple!Cursed on May 28, 2023 | |
Al Gore: A User’s ManualPeered at on December 4, 2022 | |
With a ploot, ploot, ploot!Born on November 6, 2022 | |
Two halves of a bagelMisaligned on July 31, 2022 | |
A wanted carton of wontonsTrotted out on April 10, 2022 | |
And then I’ll fart one more time, and…Intruded upon August 29, 2021 | |
Fish upon the landPhished on July 18, 2021 | |
An Independence Day to rememberIn the pants on July 4, 2021 | |
To narfle the gömböcBalanced on June 27, 2021 | |
Another day, another pig warSplined on June 20, 2021 | |
The Hanes–Heinz problemCaught up on May 2, 2021 | |
Something breakfasty and sausage-likeBaconated on April 25, 2021 | |
Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012 | |
Livin’ large in the large intestineEmboweled on September 23, 2012 | |
And then the cold cuts dancedRonpauled on January 15, 2012 | |
Just shaving the dogPreened on July 31, 2011 | |
Just so he could moo at someonePercolated on July 3, 2011 | |
The end of doodlewhacker pieBloomed on June 26, 2011 | |
The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner BoulevardTransubstantiated before January 16, 2011 | |
Oatmeal cookies… behind it all!Completely forgotten on November 7, 2010 | |
Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert ÅrpStumbled around on August 8, 2010 | |
Do, guppy, guppy!Guppied on May 4, 2008 | |
Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of HitlerSnickerdickered on March 30, 2008 | |
Gra, trained assassinUnchained after March 23, 2008 | |
Indeed I can go home againReturned home on August 26, 2007 | |
Dugongs abound in my ear canals!Tiled over on August 19, 2007 | |
A cock-up, to be sureErected on June 4, 2006 | |
I thought this was better!?Harvested before May 28, 2006 | |
Oatmeal cookies and their spiesWeeded on May 21, 2006 | |
I still don’t trust these cookies…Hollered well before May 14, 2006 | |
My oatmeal cookiesSurveilled pursuant to May 7, 2006 | |
