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Entries mentioning owls
But for me, it was Tuesday For me it was October 13, 2024
Things are looking up Uplit on June 16, 2024
A masterful mañana-man Cunctated on May 5, 2024
Nose, the best smelling device Stunk down on April 28, 2024
So many questions Trebled on April 21, 2024
An antelope with a pair of cantaloupes Hight on April 7, 2024
A vernally hibernal good time Drove on March 24, 2024
Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtier Illustrated on February 4, 2024
Watering the water clocks Watered on January 28, 2024
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs Emulsified on November 5, 2023
Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal Abnegated on August 20, 2023
Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear) Portended on July 16, 2023
A turtle extended its neck and quacked Resisted on April 23, 2023
Being a little bit taller Racked on April 16, 2023
Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield Dismantled on March 26, 2023
To be a featureless white worm Gouged out on March 12, 2023
To catch a fly Lashed on February 26, 2023
The house that Pnårp built Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023
Thinking for myself Cerebrated on January 22, 2023
No more barriers to cross Surpassed on January 15, 2023
We were bipedal murder chickens Corned on December 11, 2022
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys Thanks given on November 27, 2022
Yet still bereft of meaning Creamed on September 25, 2022
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7, 2022
The long, greasy road Lubed up on July 3, 2022
Flogging the dinosaur Flailed around on May 1, 2022
An exaggeratedly long week Galloped about on April 17, 2022
A wanted carton of wontons Trotted out on April 10, 2022
A curious nine-day week Dialed on April 3, 2022
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair Cannibalized on February 27, 2022
Hard avocados and soft stones Ripened on January 23, 2022
Nothing happened Obliviated on January 9, 2022
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war Embattled on November 21, 2021
An out-of-place trashcan Recycled on November 14, 2021
A Sefernday to ſurely remember Obſerved on October 24, 2021
The pink, sticky day ended Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021
Wearing orange after Labor Day Fluoresced on September 5, 2021
And then I’ll fart one more time, and… Intruded upon August 29, 2021
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15, 2021
Today I was being a… Squirreled on August 8, 2021
This entry is missing! Misplaced before January 8, 2012
A sleigh ride to the North Pole Kringled on December 25, 2011
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park Soil sampled on November 13, 2011
Like a herd of turtles Frightened on November 6, 2011
Fimbriated armless and legless Charged on October 30, 2011
Sigmund Freud would be proud Electrified on April 3, 2011
A whole pile of flapdoodles from Shitlingthorpe Recollected on February 17, 2008
I had failed Hidden above my bed on October 17, 1999

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