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Entries mentioning pickles

Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple!

Cursed on May 28, 2023

Thinking for myself

Cerebrated on January 22, 2023

Feeling rather non-Euclidean

Knotted on January 8, 2023

A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas

Dove in on December 25, 2022

And then the flies danced

Smelt on October 2, 2022

A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure

Stacked high on June 26, 2022

Whittling the knittery

Quavered on May 8, 2022

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

Wearing orange after Labor Day

Fluoresced on September 5, 2021

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

Ungabungabugandabunga!

Land-locked on November 11, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

A crater full of Volvos

Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010

Today is January 27

Punched on January 27, 2008