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Entries mentioning pizza

How does blue cheese go bad?

Reposed on September 1, 2024

Cows, cowboys, cowgirls, and so much mooing

Milked on June 2, 2024

Never put a fish in your car

Wrapped on May 12, 2024

A turtle extended its neck and quacked

Resisted on April 23, 2023

I am my thoughts… I am time

Annuated on January 1, 2023

Toppings on the bottom?

Bottomed out on December 18, 2022

You are a crazy person

Maddened on November 20, 2022

Flogging the dinosaur

Flailed around on May 1, 2022

Seven point two hundred

Committed on March 27, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

The Brundlesphere

Entangled on July 20, 2008

The perfunctory margin of disbelief

Apprenticed to May 9, 1999