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Entries mentioning police

Pigs fly just fine

Porked on February 18, 2024

It doesn’t have to—but I always do

Needn’t on June 4, 2023

And the rest was history

Revised for February 12, 2023

A mystery of hasps and coat hangers

Fastened on January 29, 2023

Change you can be leaf in

Bogged down on November 13, 2022

A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcy

Forstraught on October 30, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

This entry is missing!

Misplaced before January 8, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

Uneventful, boring, and bland

Nothing happened on August 28, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp

Stumbled around on August 8, 2010

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

Grumfeld redux

Simmered on September 2, 2007

The haberdashery, act I

Taunted on March 5, 2006

The Magic Oreo Machine™

Played footsie with on May 29, 2005

Naked with soda bottles in my ears

Redistributed after May 8, 2005