Entries mentioning prison • Pnårp

Entries mentioning prison
Too many questions Questioned on July 7, 2024
Back into the mud from whence Douched on June 30, 2024
The stench of failure Stunk up on March 31, 2024
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence Hobbled on October 22, 2023
Flogging the dinosaur Flailed around on May 1, 2022
The twentieth best day of my life Easily understood on March 20, 2022
Another day, another pig war Splined on June 20, 2021
200,000 flip-flop–related injuries Discalceated on May 9, 2021
A parable that should explain everything Enchanted on November 18, 2012
Ah, the first of August! Firstly on August 1, 2010
Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top! Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010
Free at last Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007
Aaaahhhh!! Whiffled on November 25, 2007
The one true goddess! Duffeled on November 18, 2007
There’s nothing in my head! Scuffled with on November 11, 2007
Snuffle off to Buffalo Sniffled at on November 4, 2007
Grumfeld redux Simmered on September 2, 2007
Plårp, Plårp, Plårp! Lopped off on July 29, 2007
A disastrous pie-eating contest Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006
The Magic Oreo Machine™ Played footsie with on May 29, 2005
Fell in a pit (again) Masticated on May 1, 2005
The stars scream at me louder than ever!! Suspended from October 24, 1999
Someone accused me of screwing a pheasant Remixed before September 12, 1999
It gets hot in Afghanistani prisons Given to my daughter on August 29, 1999