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Will it be like concrete? Accreted on October 20, 2024
By the bag, the can, the bottle, and the flask Trashed on September 29, 2024
A nipple that could nibble Nuzzled on August 25, 2024
Too many answers Declared on July 14, 2024
Back into the mud from whence Douched on June 30, 2024
Things are looking up Uplit on June 16, 2024
Transfixed, perplexed, and duplexed Eased on June 9, 2024
Cows, cowboys, cowgirls, and so much mooing Milked on June 2, 2024
One moron’s opinion Opined for May 19, 2024
So many questions Trebled on April 21, 2024
A vernally hibernal good time Drove on March 24, 2024
There’s a joke in here somewhere Pedicured on March 17, 2024
The case of the windy toilet Manicured on March 10, 2024
Pig-headed and ham-fisted Cleaved on March 3, 2024
Seven point three hundred Paltered on February 25, 2024
My life as a computer Computed on January 14, 2024
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness Cobbled together on December 31, 2023
A byte nybbled a word, and then… Nibbled on December 10, 2023
Do better Retracted on November 26, 2023
A quacking bush Bushwhacked on November 12, 2023
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs Emulsified on November 5, 2023
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence Hobbled on October 22, 2023
By fish or by Finn Finished after September 10, 2023
A fresh set of gnome latrines Spun on July 23, 2023
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass Snorkeled on June 11, 2023
It doesn’t have to—but I always do Needn’t on June 4, 2023
A turtle extended its neck and quacked Resisted on April 23, 2023
Being a little bit taller Racked on April 16, 2023
Being six feet tall Fathomed on April 9, 2023
The unwary victim of cellular ennui Metabolized on April 2, 2023
To be a featureless white worm Gouged out on March 12, 2023
And the rest was history Revised for February 12, 2023
A mystery of hasps and coat hangers Fastened on January 29, 2023
No more barriers to cross Surpassed on January 15, 2023
A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas Dove in on December 25, 2022
Toppings on the bottom? Bottomed out on December 18, 2022
We were bipedal murder chickens Corned on December 11, 2022
Change you can be leaf in Bogged down on November 13, 2022
I wish my spoons were stronger Snooped on October 23, 2022
Autumn had arrived Floundered on October 16, 2022
Yet still bereft of meaning Creamed on September 25, 2022
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker Basted on August 28, 2022
On any given day Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022
Catastrophes—but no anastrophe Mishappened on August 14, 2022
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7, 2022
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee Cocked up on July 24, 2022
Tuck in flap to close Knocked up on July 17, 2022
Gnocco after gnocco Knocked on on July 10, 2022
The long, greasy road Lubed up on July 3, 2022
Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender Refueled on June 19, 2022
Fleas, flies, and friars! Peddled on June 12, 2022
Flogging the dinosaur Flailed around on May 1, 2022
A curious nine-day week Dialed on April 3, 2022
Seven point two hundred Committed on March 27, 2022
The twentieth best day of my life Easily understood on March 20, 2022
A hilarious pair of ducks Redpilled on March 13, 2022
The stars screamed at me, but why? Shredded on March 6, 2022
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair Cannibalized on February 27, 2022
Interwoven threads of witless boobery Spiked on February 20, 2022
The door slammed in my face Slammed on January 30, 2022
New years and new neighbors Bunted on January 2, 2022
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021
Vigorously shaking every ficus tree Shook before December 12, 2021
Shouting at every houseplant Shouted at before December 5, 2021
An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war Embattled on November 21, 2021
A lesson in poor metrication Found wanting on October 10, 2021
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe Frowned at on October 3, 2021
The pink, sticky day ended Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021
Today I was being a… Squirreled on August 8, 2021
Not a typewriter Tabulated on July 25, 2021
Fish upon the land Phished on July 18, 2021
My arm just follows them Detached on July 11, 2021
An Independence Day to remember In the pants on July 4, 2021
José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas Divided by zero on June 13, 2021
A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics Ired on May 16, 2021
Keeping those goats down in the hole Bored on April 18, 2021
With a bubble and a squeak… Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff Goat got on December 30, 2012
This coming Friday… Prognosticated after December 16, 2012
Mooey, mooey, moo! Lowed at on December 9, 2012
A parable that should explain everything Enchanted on November 18, 2012
The geese were angry Angered before November 4, 2012
Ziti—with lines, please Lollygagged on October 28, 2012
In my own back yard Extirpated on September 30, 2012
Livin’ large in the large intestine Emboweled on September 23, 2012
My competitive worm charming days Vermiculated on August 26, 2012
The turtle herds of insomnia NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012
Upon the Fimbriated Planet Flabbled about on August 5, 2012
And the neckties writhed Spiraled around July 29, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
Planet of the geese Honked at on July 15, 2012
The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys! Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012
The green apple bee-bop Hydrated on May 20, 2012
Vox clamantis in deserto Cheddared on May 6, 2012
Surviving April Fools Day Foxholed on April 1, 2012
To order a coffee Caffeinated on March 25, 2012
Axons across beard-seconds of darkness Stretched out February 19, 2012
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal Fractured on February 12, 2012
Thoughts converging toward reality Diverging from January 22, 2012
This entry is missing! Misplaced before January 8, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
A sleigh ride to the North Pole Kringled on December 25, 2011
A journey to Upper Silesia Gruelled on December 18, 2011
A sally to the Kremlin Red squared on December 11, 2011
A trip to southern Moravia Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011
Goatburping and speechifying Blustered about before November 20, 2011
Like a herd of turtles Frightened on November 6, 2011
Fimbriated armless and legless Charged on October 30, 2011
A snootful of donuts Imbibed before October 2, 2011
Uneventful, boring, and bland Nothing happened on August 28, 2011
A stick of pepperoni a day Bordured on August 21, 2011
The day ended Gibbered about on August 7, 2011
Just shaving the dog Preened on July 31, 2011
Just so he could moo at someone Percolated on July 3, 2011
The end of doodlewhacker pie Bloomed on June 26, 2011
What the heck… is bothering me? Chanted on June 12, 2011
Potted meat Unpotted on June 5, 2011
Hnnnngggghhhh! Strained on May 1, 2011
Dyssynergic defecation Splashed down on April 24, 2011
The tight, grimacing face Impacted before April 17, 2011
Plårp and I did our best Potted on April 10, 2011
Sigmund Freud would be proud Electrified on April 3, 2011
Cool beans Beaned on March 27, 2011
Rotating in place Caligulated on March 20, 2011
Pnårp.com! Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011
The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer! Diagnosed on January 9, 2011
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano! Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010
Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital Atrophied before October 10, 2010
The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet Shattered before August 15, 2010
Ah, the first of August! Firstly on August 1, 2010
Ham by the brick Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010
The Brundlesphere Entangled on July 20, 2008
Under Pam & Meg’s Delved under on September 9, 2007
Mesothelioma in a drainage ditch Stir-fried for October 22, 2006
Terrorists! Terrorists!! Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006
Pam & Meg’s Wheeled about on April 23, 2006
My new neighbor from Georgia Nazified on April 2, 2006
Today being Christmas… Made merry on December 25, 2005

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