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Afloat down the River Severn Zephyred on December 1, 2024
Plårped again Curled up before November 24, 2024
There are no bagels there Spaced on November 17, 2024
Ensconced and enholed Procrastinated on November 3, 2024
Formica and formication Fornicated on October 6, 2024
By the bag, the can, the bottle, and the flask Trashed on September 29, 2024
A wild eep out of place and time Moofed at on September 15, 2024
Endless rows of houses Planned and zoned on August 11, 2024
Too many answers Declared on July 14, 2024
Too many questions Questioned on July 7, 2024
Transfixed, perplexed, and duplexed Eased on June 9, 2024
Cows, cowboys, cowgirls, and so much mooing Milked on June 2, 2024
Purple prose asphyxia Blockaded on May 26, 2024
One moron’s opinion Opined for May 19, 2024
Nose, the best smelling device Stunk down on April 28, 2024
So many questions Trebled on April 21, 2024
The Sun absconded yet I rest assured Annulated on April 14, 2024
An antelope with a pair of cantaloupes Hight on April 7, 2024
The stench of failure Stunk up on March 31, 2024
There’s a joke in here somewhere Pedicured on March 17, 2024
The case of the windy toilet Manicured on March 10, 2024
Pig-headed and ham-fisted Cleaved on March 3, 2024
Seven point three hundred Paltered on February 25, 2024
Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtier Illustrated on February 4, 2024
Shaken and stir crazy Swept on January 21, 2024
The tapering of taped cans and candies Canned on January 7, 2024
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness Cobbled together on December 31, 2023
Snow crabs and snow leopards Piled up upon December 3, 2023
Do better Retracted on November 26, 2023
A Sefernday to surely forget Sefernalized on November 19, 2023
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs Emulsified on November 5, 2023
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence Hobbled on October 22, 2023
A week of weekdays and their horrors Manacled on October 8, 2023
For want of a letterbox Shackled on October 1, 2023
A bolo tie and a blogging accident Haberdashed on September 24, 2023
The Aroostook Roo Store Rued the day of September 17, 2023
By fish or by Finn Finished after September 10, 2023
Corn gone bacon and eggs Consterned on September 3, 2023
Cwæþ the Pnårp Jactitated on August 27, 2023
Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal Abnegated on August 20, 2023
Playing a katydid like a fiddle Diddled on August 6, 2023
Ratiocination and a rat Bugged off on July 9, 2023
Dogs that ate backwards Reversed on June 25, 2023
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass Snorkeled on June 11, 2023
It doesn’t have to—but I always do Needn’t on June 4, 2023
Crap! Carp! Scrap! Scarp! Sworn on May 21, 2023
Why fish don’t have feet Expiscated on May 7, 2023
A monolithic dump Pumped and dumped on April 30, 2023
A turtle extended its neck and quacked Resisted on April 23, 2023
Being a little bit taller Racked on April 16, 2023
Being six feet tall Fathomed on April 9, 2023
The unwary victim of cellular ennui Metabolized on April 2, 2023
Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield Dismantled on March 26, 2023
The day ended before it began Endorsed on March 19, 2023
To be a featureless white worm Gouged out on March 12, 2023
Landing head-first in March Made it on March 5, 2023
To catch a fly Lashed on February 26, 2023
My spaghetti trees had all flowered Disassembled on February 19, 2023
And the rest was history Revised for February 12, 2023
The house that Pnårp built Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023
A mystery of hasps and coat hangers Fastened on January 29, 2023
Thinking for myself Cerebrated on January 22, 2023
No more barriers to cross Surpassed on January 15, 2023
Feeling rather non-Euclidean Knotted on January 8, 2023
I am my thoughts… I am time Annuated on January 1, 2023
A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas Dove in on December 25, 2022
Toppings on the bottom? Bottomed out on December 18, 2022
We were bipedal murder chickens Corned on December 11, 2022
Al Gore: A User’s Manual Peered at on December 4, 2022
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys Thanks given on November 27, 2022
You are a crazy person Maddened on November 20, 2022
Change you can be leaf in Bogged down on November 13, 2022
A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcy Forstraught on October 30, 2022
I wish my spoons were stronger Snooped on October 23, 2022
Autumn had arrived Floundered on October 16, 2022
The deep toaster Smeared on October 9, 2022
And then the flies danced Smelt on October 2, 2022
Yet still bereft of meaning Creamed on September 25, 2022
A veritable trash dump of words Whipped on September 18, 2022
“If” is the middle word in “life” Horrified on September 11, 2022
On any given day Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7, 2022
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee Cocked up on July 24, 2022
Gnocco after gnocco Knocked on on July 10, 2022
The long, greasy road Lubed up on July 3, 2022
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure Stacked high on June 26, 2022
Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender Refueled on June 19, 2022
A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes Wriggled on June 5, 2022
Miscounting the protons Demisemiquavered on May 22, 2022
Batting the package Semiquavered on May 15, 2022
Whittling the knittery Quavered on May 8, 2022
Flogging the dinosaur Flailed around on May 1, 2022
A stubby little short week Trolloped around on April 24, 2022
A wanted carton of wontons Trotted out on April 10, 2022
A curious nine-day week Dialed on April 3, 2022
The twentieth best day of my life Easily understood on March 20, 2022
A hilarious pair of ducks Redpilled on March 13, 2022
The stars screamed at me, but why? Shredded on March 6, 2022
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair Cannibalized on February 27, 2022
Interwoven threads of witless boobery Spiked on February 20, 2022
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet Erred on February 13, 2022
The door slammed in my face Slammed on January 30, 2022
Confound delivery Starched on January 16, 2022
New years and new neighbors Bunted on January 2, 2022
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream Collected before December 26, 2021
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021
Vigorously shaking every ficus tree Shook before December 12, 2021
Shouting at every houseplant Shouted at before December 5, 2021
An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war Embattled on November 21, 2021
To muffle up a gooſe Muffled up on October 31, 2021
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe Frowned at on October 3, 2021
Excrescence and excreta Unfolded on September 26, 2021
Losing weight at the lost-and-found Bonked on September 19, 2021
The pink, sticky day ended Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021
Wearing orange after Labor Day Fluoresced on September 5, 2021
And then I’ll fart one more time, and… Intruded upon August 29, 2021
And I still couldn’t find my comb Nosedove before August 22, 2021
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15, 2021
Today I was being a… Squirreled on August 8, 2021
Not a typewriter Tabulated on July 25, 2021
An Independence Day to remember In the pants on July 4, 2021
To narfle the gömböc Balanced on June 27, 2021
Another day, another pig war Splined on June 20, 2021
Too many Sundays Quintupled on May 30, 2021
Great Dane or greatest Dane? Deigned on May 23, 2021
200,000 flip-flop–related injuries Discalceated on May 9, 2021
The Hanes–Heinz problem Caught up on May 2, 2021
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff Goat got on December 30, 2012
This coming Friday… Prognosticated after December 16, 2012
Mooey, mooey, moo! Lowed at on December 9, 2012
Horses, drugs, and some Volvos Revolved around December 2, 2012
A paean to funnels Funneled on November 25, 2012
The geese were angry Angered before November 4, 2012
Ziti—with lines, please Lollygagged on October 28, 2012
Meals and utensils and straws, oh my! Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012
In my own back yard Extirpated on September 30, 2012
Livin’ large in the large intestine Emboweled on September 23, 2012
The September that wouldn’t be Elided on September 2, 2012
My competitive worm charming days Vermiculated on August 26, 2012
The turtle herds of insomnia NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012
Upon the Fimbriated Planet Flabbled about on August 5, 2012
And the neckties writhed Spiraled around July 29, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
Planet of the geese Honked at on July 15, 2012
A hortensical Sefernday Hortensed on July 1, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
My skin was thinking Considered for June 3, 2012
My neighbor—he’s on fire Detonated on May 27, 2012
The green apple bee-bop Hydrated on May 20, 2012
The death of Argo Navis Trisected before April 29, 2012
A lunchable lemony apple key Open-appled on April 22, 2012
A box! A box! A box of… Puttered about on April 15, 2012
Gurning for two Faces made before April 8, 2012
Surviving April Fools Day Foxholed on April 1, 2012
To order a coffee Caffeinated on March 25, 2012
Toad rental—cheap! Rented on March 18, 2012
I was dead Expired around February 26, 2012
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal Fractured on February 12, 2012
Thoughts diverging from reality Converging on January 29, 2012
Thoughts converging toward reality Diverging from January 22, 2012
And then the cold cuts danced Ronpauled on January 15, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
A journey to Upper Silesia Gruelled on December 18, 2011
A sally to the Kremlin Red squared on December 11, 2011
A jaunt to Washington, D.C. Filibustered on December 4, 2011
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park Soil sampled on November 13, 2011
Like a herd of turtles Frightened on November 6, 2011
Schtumpfenfrumpt! Stumped on October 16, 2011
A snootful of donuts Imbibed before October 2, 2011
A paean to panic Glibbered about on September 25, 2011
Gnomes? In my photocopier? Litigated before September 18, 2011
Ten years Hijacked on September 11, 2011
The toadskin kazoo Toads skinned on September 4, 2011
A stick of pepperoni a day Bordured on August 21, 2011
A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets? Marred on August 14, 2011
The day ended Gibbered about on August 7, 2011
Just shaving the dog Preened on July 31, 2011
Impossibly shaped bowls Whiled away before July 10, 2011
Just so he could moo at someone Percolated on July 3, 2011
The end of doodlewhacker pie Bloomed on June 26, 2011
Moobly Sefernday! Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011
What the heck… is bothering me? Chanted on June 12, 2011
Potted meat Unpotted on June 5, 2011
Incipits being rather popish Lubricated on May 22, 2011
Reflecting on corn gone wrong Paroled on May 15, 2011
The tight, grimacing face Impacted before April 17, 2011
Plårp and I did our best Potted on April 10, 2011
Cool beans Beaned on March 27, 2011
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street Borfnagled on March 6, 2011
A dark and Strommy night Thurmonned on February 27, 2011
A dark and spammy night LARTed on February 20, 2011
A dark and smarmy night Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011
Requiem for a triangular briefcase Immured on January 30, 2011
In feckless search of a new body Transplanted before January 23, 2011
The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011
Fluffernutter… or treacle? Stickied on January 2, 2011
A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas Clamored about on December 26, 2010
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano! Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010
An alabasterously magnificent find Found before December 5, 2010
375 gorillas and some flower pots Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010
The frozen Pnårp Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010
Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital Atrophied before October 10, 2010
Phbthphbthphbthphbththth! Flatulated on October 3, 2010
An offer he couldn’t refuse Unmitigated on September 26, 2010
Skipping Wednesday Slid past on September 12, 2010
Parndiddle McForsterbaster Pinned up on September 5, 2010
Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration Dumbled for August 29, 2010
Tater-totting crunkfire Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010
The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet Shattered before August 15, 2010
Poesies and toesies indeed! Tentacle-raped on July 25, 2010
Noshing on my favorite keyboard Fluttered on July 4, 2010
The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism Guzzled on May 9, 2010
Dingleberry champion hamster Plotted against on March 21, 2010
A Hilarius pair of ducks Guffawed at after March 14, 2010
Ring above? Rung above on May 25, 2008
eBGIQ7ZuuiU or bust Gassed up on May 18, 2008
Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008
A whole pile of flapdoodles from Shitlingthorpe Recollected on February 17, 2008
Today is January 27 Punched on January 27, 2008
Gnomes? In my kettles? Nonsensed at January 20, 2008
Lo’ Kweeisha Pornographed on January 13, 2008
Spaceworthy guardsquirrels Decompressed on December 9, 2007
Free at last Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007
The one true goddess! Duffeled on November 18, 2007
Snuffle off to Buffalo Sniffled at on November 4, 2007
Strahazazhia smiles upon me Gone wrong on October 28, 2007
Pnårp’s in space Station-kept on September 30, 2007
Why do the stars scream? Screamed about on September 16, 2007
Under Pam & Meg’s Delved under on September 9, 2007
Dugongs abound in my ear canals! Tiled over on August 19, 2007
Plårp, Plårp, Plårp! Lopped off on July 29, 2007
Plårp! Plopped down on July 15, 2007
Press any key Pressed on June 24, 2007
Back to Harry’s Ingratiated on June 10, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Homage Legislated on April 8, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Taxes Propagated on April 1, 2007
The laws of Phillip I Promulgated on March 25, 2007
The restive provinces conquered Excoriated before March 18, 2007
Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp Entrenched under January 28, 2007
’Twas the night before Christmas Prostituted on December 24, 2006
Bloviating and brachiating Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006
A busjacking by Jack Off Jill? Theorized about on November 12, 2006
Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingo Hypothesized on November 5, 2006
Mesothelioma in a drainage ditch Stir-fried for October 22, 2006
Gnomelandia Day Filleted on October 15, 2006
Ollanthorpe Savings Bank Puréed on October 1, 2006
I remembered a lot this week! Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006
As kudzu crept up her ankles Encircled on August 13, 2006
New Gardegnomia Navigated to on July 30, 2006
No dice Gambled over on July 9, 2006
The dingleberry/hamster song Sung for April 30, 2006
The haberdashery, act III Haunted on March 19, 2006
Today being Christmas… Made merry on December 25, 2005
Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster Flapdoodles Zanzibarred on December 11, 2005
Dingleberry, hamster! Cornpuffed for November 27, 2005
My house burned down today Incinerated on November 20, 2005
A visit to Eigentoria Emigrated on November 6, 2005
I shall visit Eigentoria Bandied about on October 30, 2005
The return of the garden gnomes Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005
Abortifacient skies, the burning air Slobbered all over on September 11, 2005
Troobles, long and hard Deluged on August 7, 2005
Soft, and steaming lightly Castigated on July 31, 2005
The perspicacious side of the planet Wienerschnitzeled on July 24, 2005
Music erupted from my bed cushions Cosigned on April 24, 2005
My dear brother Grårp! Crucified for March 13, 2005
The Englebee Troobles Pondered upon August 8, 1999
Semper sic tyrannis Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999

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