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Entries mentioning screeching

Plårped again

Curled up before November 24, 2024

There are no bagels here

Landed on November 10, 2024

The house that Pnårp built

Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023

Thinking for myself

Cerebrated on January 22, 2023

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

I wish my spoons were stronger

Snooped on October 23, 2022

Yet still bereft of meaning

Creamed on September 25, 2022

The long, greasy road

Lubed up on July 3, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

Seven point two hundred

Committed on March 27, 2022

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011

Sigmund Freud would be proud

Electrified on April 3, 2011

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

Harshbarger Memorial Hospital

Discharged on October 17, 2010

Parndiddle McForsterbaster

Pinned up on September 5, 2010

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingo

Hypothesized on November 5, 2006

Mesothelioma in a drainage ditch

Stir-fried for October 22, 2006

My new neighbor from Georgia

Nazified on April 2, 2006