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Eating a lot of Frosted Flakes

Lionized on December 15, 2024

One moron’s opinion

Opined for May 19, 2024

Seven point three hundred

Paltered on February 25, 2024

Pigs fly just fine

Porked on February 18, 2024

Corn gone bacon and eggs

Consterned on September 3, 2023

The house that Pnårp built

Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023

A mystery of hasps and coat hangers

Fastened on January 29, 2023

No more barriers to cross

Surpassed on January 15, 2023

Toppings on the bottom?

Bottomed out on December 18, 2022

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

Basted on August 28, 2022

New years and new neighbors

Bunted on January 2, 2022

My arm just follows them

Detached on July 11, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

Cool beans

Beaned on March 27, 2011