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the silithicine creatures

Slippery and malevolent, dark and shadowy, lurking in the crevices, they come at you from behind, they leap out at you from the shadows, they fly around your bedroom ceiling at night…

Entries mentioning the silithicine creatures

I really should have that broken…

Tinned on September 8, 2024

How does blue cheese go bad?

Reposed on September 1, 2024

To catch a fly

Lashed on February 26, 2023

My spaghetti trees had all flowered

Disassembled on February 19, 2023

I am my thoughts… I am time

Annuated on January 1, 2023

Al Gore: A User’s Manual

Peered at on December 4, 2022

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

You are a crazy person

Maddened on November 20, 2022

Change you can be leaf in

Bogged down on November 13, 2022

With a ploot, ploot, ploot!

Born on November 6, 2022

I wish my spoons were stronger

Snooped on October 23, 2022

Autumn had arrived

Floundered on October 16, 2022

The deep toaster

Smeared on October 9, 2022

And then the flies danced

Smelt on October 2, 2022

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022