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Entries mentioning spiders

Too many answers

Declared on July 14, 2024

Too many questions

Questioned on July 7, 2024

One moron’s opinion

Opined for May 19, 2024

The stench of failure

Stunk up on March 31, 2024

A vernally hibernal good time

Drove on March 24, 2024

There’s a joke in here somewhere

Pedicured on March 17, 2024

Pigs fly just fine

Porked on February 18, 2024

The unwary victim of cellular ennui

Metabolized on April 2, 2023

Yet still bereft of meaning

Creamed on September 25, 2022

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

The long, greasy road

Lubed up on July 3, 2022

Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender

Refueled on June 19, 2022

A hilarious pair of ducks

Redpilled on March 13, 2022

Shouting at every houseplant

Shouted at before December 5, 2021

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

With a bubble and a squeak…

Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

In my own back yard

Extirpated on September 30, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!

Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Phbthphbthphbthphbththth!

Flatulated on October 3, 2010

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

Ring above?

Rung above on May 25, 2008

Do, guppy, guppy!

Guppied on May 4, 2008

Under Pam & Meg’s

Delved under on September 9, 2007

Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!

Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006

The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58

Whored out on December 10, 2006

Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingo

Hypothesized on November 5, 2006

Mesothelioma in a drainage ditch

Stir-fried for October 22, 2006

I’m ending it all!

Spindled on August 21, 2005

Incipient garden gnomes pouring down

Shined & enshrined on June 19, 2005

What an Englebee Trooble is

Incarcerated on June 12, 2005

Eigenfactor

Given to charity prior to May 22, 2005

Into the midst of a gorilla and yak pack

Made in Taiwan, R.O.C., before May 15, 2005

The Trooble Foundation

Irked on April 17, 2005

I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored one

Popularized for April 10, 2005

I was mad

Optimized for April 3, 2005

I desire broadband access to my feet!

Quibbled about on March 27, 2005

Fight the future

Hidden under my bed on October 10, 1999

I forgot about Hitler

Plundered shortly after October 3, 1999

Someone accused me of screwing a pheasant

Remixed before September 12, 1999

Mister Ollanthorpe von Sträsmussenbörg

Encapsulated within July 25, 1999

The flying pi returned

Complicated because of July 4, 1999

I took the AK-47 down

Romanticized for June 20, 1999

The triangular briefcase I had found

Reintegrated on June 13, 1999

The spiders began to sing and chant

Refracted after June 6, 1999

I found a scrap of paper in my pocket

Rebutted on May 23, 1999

A glass was sitting on my desk

Cemented on April 18, 1999