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Entries mentioning squeeorling

There are no bagels there

Spaced on November 17, 2024

So I didn’t want them anymore

Feted on June 23, 2024

A vernally hibernal good time

Drove on March 24, 2024

Invidy, diaeretics, and Eëtal-Otoh-Satt!

Conjoined on December 17, 2023

Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear)

Portended on July 16, 2023

Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee

Cocked up on July 24, 2022

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet

Erred on February 13, 2022

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

A Sefernday to ſurely remember

Obſerved on October 24, 2021

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

Time to draw the bull

Ejaculated on August 1, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011