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A wild eep out of place and time Moofed at on September 15, 2024
A nipple that could nibble Nuzzled on August 25, 2024
Too many questions Questioned on July 7, 2024
Transfixed, perplexed, and duplexed Eased on June 9, 2024
Nose, the best smelling device Stunk down on April 28, 2024
A vernally hibernal good time Drove on March 24, 2024
There’s a joke in here somewhere Pedicured on March 17, 2024
A week of weekdays and their horrors Manacled on October 8, 2023
A bolo tie and a blogging accident Haberdashed on September 24, 2023
Cwæþ the Pnårp Jactitated on August 27, 2023
Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal Abnegated on August 20, 2023
Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian Conjugated on July 30, 2023
A monolithic dump Pumped and dumped on April 30, 2023
Being six feet tall Fathomed on April 9, 2023
To catch a fly Lashed on February 26, 2023
And the rest was history Revised for February 12, 2023
Thinking for myself Cerebrated on January 22, 2023
A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas Dove in on December 25, 2022
Al Gore: A User’s Manual Peered at on December 4, 2022
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys Thanks given on November 27, 2022
Change you can be leaf in Bogged down on November 13, 2022
I wish my spoons were stronger Snooped on October 23, 2022
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker Basted on August 28, 2022
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7, 2022
A curious nine-day week Dialed on April 3, 2022
The stars screamed at me, but why? Shredded on March 6, 2022
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021
A lesson in poor metrication Found wanting on October 10, 2021
Another day, another pig war Splined on June 20, 2021
An arpeggio for Snarpegon Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021
The geese were angry Angered before November 4, 2012
Ziti—with lines, please Lollygagged on October 28, 2012
Planet of the geese Honked at on July 15, 2012
My skin was thinking Considered for June 3, 2012
My neighbor—he’s on fire Detonated on May 27, 2012
Vox clamantis in deserto Cheddared on May 6, 2012
The death of Argo Navis Trisected before April 29, 2012
Seven point one hundred Released on February 5, 2012
Thoughts diverging from reality Converging on January 29, 2012
Like a herd of turtles Frightened on November 6, 2011
Fimbriated armless and legless Charged on October 30, 2011
Gnomes? In my photocopier? Litigated before September 18, 2011
Just shaving the dog Preened on July 31, 2011
Impossibly shaped bowls Whiled away before July 10, 2011
Just so he could moo at someone Percolated on July 3, 2011
Incipits being rather popish Lubricated on May 22, 2011
Today being Mamårp’s day Smothered on May 8, 2011
The tight, grimacing face Impacted before April 17, 2011
Plårp and I did our best Potted on April 10, 2011
Pnårp.com! Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street Borfnagled on March 6, 2011
A dark and spammy night LARTed on February 20, 2011
Requiem for a triangular briefcase Immured on January 30, 2011
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer! Diagnosed on January 9, 2011
An alabasterously magnificent find Found before December 5, 2010
375 gorillas and some flower pots Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010
Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread Slathered all over on November 21, 2010
Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital Atrophied before October 10, 2010
Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp Stumbled around on August 8, 2010
Ah, the first of August! Firstly on August 1, 2010
Noshing on my favorite keyboard Fluttered on July 4, 2010
PNARP.SYS is an evil, vile thing Disinfected on June 20, 2010
I had eggs today! Oviposited on April 18, 2010
The fnord plan Executed before April 11, 2010
A plan is hatched Hatched right before April 4, 2010
Ham by the brick Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010
Dingleberry champion hamster Plotted against on March 21, 2010
Glick Glick van der Glick again! Cocked and blocked on June 15, 2008
Glick Glick van der Glick Cocked and locked on June 1, 2008
Short and sweet! Sweetened on April 27, 2008
Why do the stars scream? Screamed about on September 16, 2007
The missing fourteenth key Lost before July 1, 2007
Shekels at the cat-canning plant Devoted on February 11, 2007
Alyssa Milano lives! Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007
Fort Flabberwocky was a myth! Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006
I need a new hobby Telephoned on February 19, 2006
Stewing in my own juices Brewed on November 13, 2005
I’m ending it all! Spindled on August 21, 2005
Naked with soda bottles in my ears Redistributed after May 8, 2005
Guhhhh noooobity fahhhh foooogity!!! Squabbled about on March 20, 2005
Samuel Dreckers Carbonized prior to March 6, 2005
Fight the future Hidden under my bed on October 10, 1999
A brass knob had fallen on my head Belched out on September 26, 1999
Is there an underdog in you? Nitrated on July 18, 1999
The spiders began to sing and chant Refracted after June 6, 1999
Semper sic tyrannis Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999
The man who talked way too much Splattered on April 4, 1999
The stars scream at me, but why? Conduced on March 7, 1999

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