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Entries mentioning toenails

Formica and formication

Fornicated on October 6, 2024

A vernally hibernal good time

Drove on March 24, 2024

My life as a computer

Computed on January 14, 2024

Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple!

Cursed on May 28, 2023

Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee

Cocked up on July 24, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism

Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021

The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war

Embattled on November 21, 2021

A Halloween to surely forget

Spooked before November 7, 2021

Today I was being a…

Squirreled on August 8, 2021

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

The frozen Pnårp

Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010

Skipping Wednesday

Slid past on September 12, 2010

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

PNARP.SYS is an evil, vile thing

Disinfected on June 20, 2010

The Brundlesphere

Entangled on July 20, 2008

Gnomes? In my kettles?

Nonsensed at January 20, 2008

Alyssa Milano lives!

Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007

I shall visit Eigentoria

Bandied about on October 30, 2005