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Entries mentioning toothpaste

Q-Tips, cute tips, a queue of tips

Exfiltrated on September 22, 2024

Too many uncertainties

Certified on July 28, 2024

Dogs that ate backwards

Reversed on June 25, 2023

Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass

Snorkeled on June 11, 2023

Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender

Refueled on June 19, 2022

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

Ah, the first of August!

Firstly on August 1, 2010

Fight the future

Hidden under my bed on October 10, 1999