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Entries mentioning trains

A nipple that could nibble

Nuzzled on August 25, 2024

So many questions

Trebled on April 21, 2024

A vernally hibernal good time

Drove on March 24, 2024

The case of the windy toilet

Manicured on March 10, 2024

Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal

Abnegated on August 20, 2023

It doesn’t have to—but I always do

Needn’t on June 4, 2023

Why fish don’t have feet

Expiscated on May 7, 2023

A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcy

Forstraught on October 30, 2022

Autumn had arrived

Floundered on October 16, 2022

And then the flies danced

Smelt on October 2, 2022

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

Basted on August 28, 2022

Gnocco after gnocco

Knocked on on July 10, 2022

A wanted carton of wontons

Trotted out on April 10, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

Toiling away smoilishly

Toiled away on March 14, 2021

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Phbthphbthphbthphbththth!

Flatulated on October 3, 2010

The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet

Shattered before August 15, 2010

Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp

Stumbled around on August 8, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

Return from the Brundlebeyond

Disgorged on March 7, 2010

A visit to Eigentoria

Emigrated on November 6, 2005

The Englebee Troobles

Pondered upon August 8, 1999