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Musings on vinegar, vigor, and elephant bites Murderized on August 4, 2024
Transfixed, perplexed, and duplexed Eased on June 9, 2024
One moron’s opinion Opined for May 19, 2024
Never put a fish in your car Wrapped on May 12, 2024
So many questions Trebled on April 21, 2024
The case of the windy toilet Manicured on March 10, 2024
Watering the water clocks Watered on January 28, 2024
My life as a computer Computed on January 14, 2024
Whitewalls, chromedomes, and an asshat with jingle bells Whitened on December 24, 2023
A quacking bush Bushwhacked on November 12, 2023
The Aroostook Roo Store Rued the day of September 17, 2023
By fish or by Finn Finished after September 10, 2023
Cwæþ the Pnårp Jactitated on August 27, 2023
Being a little bit taller Racked on April 16, 2023
The day ended before it began Endorsed on March 19, 2023
I am my thoughts… I am time Annuated on January 1, 2023
Toppings on the bottom? Bottomed out on December 18, 2022
And then the flies danced Smelt on October 2, 2022
Yet still bereft of meaning Creamed on September 25, 2022
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7, 2022
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure Stacked high on June 26, 2022
A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes Wriggled on June 5, 2022
Whittling the knittery Quavered on May 8, 2022
Flogging the dinosaur Flailed around on May 1, 2022
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair Cannibalized on February 27, 2022
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet Erred on February 13, 2022
Hard avocados and soft stones Ripened on January 23, 2022
Nothing happened Obliviated on January 9, 2022
Shouting at every houseplant Shouted at before December 5, 2021
To muffle up a gooſe Muffled up on October 31, 2021
A Sefernday to ſurely remember Obſerved on October 24, 2021
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe Frowned at on October 3, 2021
Today I was being a… Squirreled on August 8, 2021
Great Dane or greatest Dane? Deigned on May 23, 2021
Keeping those goats down in the hole Bored on April 18, 2021
From Commodus to Vespasian— Detruded on April 11, 2021
Maybe it was the location Tripped out on March 21, 2021
Mooey, mooey, moo! Lowed at on December 9, 2012
Horses, drugs, and some Volvos Revolved around December 2, 2012
A paean to funnels Funneled on November 25, 2012
The nauga war Tanned on October 14, 2012
The turtle herds of insomnia NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012
And the neckties writhed Spiraled around July 29, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
A hortensical Sefernday Hortensed on July 1, 2012
I am the humperdumperdink! Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012
Vox clamantis in deserto Cheddared on May 6, 2012
To order a coffee Caffeinated on March 25, 2012
Axons across beard-seconds of darkness Stretched out February 19, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
A sleigh ride to the North Pole Kringled on December 25, 2011
A journey to Upper Silesia Gruelled on December 18, 2011
A sally to the Kremlin Red squared on December 11, 2011
A jaunt to Washington, D.C. Filibustered on December 4, 2011
Schtumpfenfrumpt! Stumped on October 16, 2011
A snootful of donuts Imbibed before October 2, 2011
A paean to panic Glibbered about on September 25, 2011
Gnomes? In my photocopier? Litigated before September 18, 2011
The toadskin kazoo Toads skinned on September 4, 2011
Uneventful, boring, and bland Nothing happened on August 28, 2011
A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets? Marred on August 14, 2011
The day ended Gibbered about on August 7, 2011
Just shaving the dog Preened on July 31, 2011
Rotating in place Caligulated on March 20, 2011
The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011
An alabasterously magnificent find Found before December 5, 2010
The frozen Pnårp Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010
Phbthphbthphbthphbththth! Flatulated on October 3, 2010
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys Urinated on on July 18, 2010
Oh, the serendipity! Squelched through on May 30, 2010
Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp Destalinized on May 2, 2010
A plan is hatched Hatched right before April 4, 2010
Return from the Brundlebeyond Disgorged on March 7, 2010
The Brundlesphere Entangled on July 20, 2008
The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II Reified on June 29, 2008
Requiem for a haberdasher Eulogized on June 8, 2008
Plårp, Plårp, Plårp! Lopped off on July 29, 2007
131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts Decimated on March 4, 2007
The perfect symmetry of a letter Excreted slightly before December 18, 2005
A visit to Eigentoria Emigrated on November 6, 2005
I had failed Hidden above my bed on October 17, 1999
Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!? Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999
I took the pile of animal feces out of my garage Electrolyzed for March 14, 1999

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