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Entries mentioning vacuum cleaners

A nipple that could nibble

Nuzzled on August 25, 2024

An antelope with a pair of cantaloupes

Hight on April 7, 2024

Shaken and stir crazy

Swept on January 21, 2024

Feeling rather non-Euclidean

Knotted on January 8, 2023

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12, 2022

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

Ah, the first of August!

Firstly on August 1, 2010

I’m ending it all!

Spindled on August 21, 2005